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ik this is going to sound like an episode of 60 Minutes that never got aired, but I have smelled worryingly like blood for the past week or so.

Please pre-emptively cool it on the wild guesses, though. God forbid any of this winds up vaguely sexual like Keith's thing (F, buddy). No, I haven't even been injured lately. No, it's not my time of the month. No, I'm not actually a murderer. I woke up one day, sniffed foul air, and have been increasingly ill since.

Does anyone have any idea what I can even do about this? bc I feel like I've tried literally everything but bathing in bleach.

Oh, actually, for ppl who don't want to interact with my TMI, what are your favourite movies? I work at the theatre in Mirth now and I'll get a 2% raise if I bring in more traffic, so I kinda have a vested interest in knowing what kinds of things you'd wanna see screened. Set can't pay for everything yk lol.

Thanks.

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baking soda and coffee grounds.

Can others smell it as well?

（ first step: figuring out if it's phantosmia or not. ）

Edited 2022-11-12 17:00 (UTC)

You smell like blood? All the time?? For no apparent reason?!

[ Jonas, what the heck?! ]

[ had to bring it up, huh
couldn’t just let that post shrivel and die to fading memory

true bro, jonas is ]

so you haven’t tried everything

Have you done anything that would have made you smell like blood or is it spontaneously occurring?

— sutekh

Bet.

Are you intoxicated again?

[This is the reputation you have with him now, Jonas.]

[ It's the siren lure of 60 Minutes(tm) that prompts Lottie to actually read this post -- ]

can u smell other things?

Just smoke more, and burn out your sense of smell.

[When something like 'have you tried not smelling?' comes to mind, you know that you talked way too much to Hypnos.]

That does sound strangely like a curse or a blessing, in a sense.

[Wait. It couldn't be because of him, could it?]

Anything else unusual? Before this happened, I mean.

dude.

Oh, drat! I swear I've heard about this before... Give me a moment here, I'll try to remember what it was all about. In the meantime, I'd LOVE any type of romantic movies! Is that in your power to offer?

It's a curse, more than likely.

You should be careful you don't attract unwanted attention from creatures.

[very helpfully:]

Gross.

Did you roll in something weird?

Maybe avoid going outside for a while. You probably smell pretty tasty to a lot of those things wandering around. What's a movie?

Edited 2022-11-13 01:27 (UTC)

Oh thats gross haha sux for you.
No but okay ill stop being a dick - seriously you coulda caught some kinda virus, yeah?
Illnesses often manifest odd tastes and smells that dont dissipate unless you kill the virus.
I just got to this weird place so idk whats up but thatd be my guess.
Are there doctors here?

As for movies, go for murder mysteries. Take it from a murderer, theyll bring in a lotta ppl.

Do you want to use some of my perfumes??
But you said you've tried everything so maybe that isn't any help :(

Don't bathe in bleach.

Sounds like still blood. Have you tried leaches?

[ You know, she's not going to share her theory on why he smells blood, since 1) he asked people to not, and 2) she's pretty sure it's a trauma response. He doesn't need to think about that. ]

I'm a huge fan of superhero or monster films if it wasn't obvious I bet they'd get a lot of traction out here what kind of stuff do you like to watch?

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