un: jonas. cw: blood chatter.

[coherer]

ik this is going to sound like an episode of 60 Minutes that never got aired, but I have smelled worryingly like blood for the past week or so.

Please pre-emptively cool it on the wild guesses, though. God forbid any of this winds up vaguely sexual like Keith's thing (F, buddy). No, I haven't even been injured lately. No, it's not my time of the month. No, I'm not actually a murderer. I woke up one day, sniffed foul air, and have been increasingly ill since.

Does anyone have any idea what I can even do about this? bc I feel like I've tried literally everything but bathing in bleach.

Oh, actually, for ppl who don't want to interact with my TMI, what are your favourite movies? I work at the theatre in Mirth now and I'll get a 2% raise if I bring in more traffic, so I kinda have a vested interest in knowing what kinds of things you'd wanna see screened. Set can't pay for everything yk lol.

Thanks.

Comments

[invinciblemikey]

coffee is strong, it deodors stuff. might help for you to play with some.

baking soda removes it from your clothes.

[coherer]

Right, okay. So you're saying that if I mix up a potent cocktail of coffee grounds and baking soda and rub it all over myself and my clothes that the blood smell will go away?

This sounds fake, dude.

[invinciblemikey]

then don't do it

[coherer]

omg Mikey don't be like that. I'll try it if you really think it'll help.

But fr if you're punking me, I'm gonna be so unhappy about it.

[invinciblemikey]

it'd be fun to

i did wake up in a bad mood

but i ain't punkin you. it's what we do back home. tho it's just smell, right? might not work without the actual blood, the baking soda thing

[coherer]

Sometimes you say the scariest things totally casually and I resent that about you.

You still make a good point about the coffee. Coffee's got a strong smell, right? So it just makes sense that it could help in some way like

idk anything's better than what I currently have going on.

[invinciblemikey]

but you still have your pinky. thought we were good.

(NOW he's fucking with you, jonas.)

i'll help. where you at?

(PLEASE GIVE HIM SWEET DISTRACTION.)

[coherer]

No no no, you will not help. You will do the opposite of help and sit on your hands far away, bc rubbing coffee grounds on my body is an intimate, solo job, not a group activity.

If you've got any more suggestions though, I'll take those for free.

[invinciblemikey]

... jonas you're not my type. ew

i'm bringing you the coffee, is all.

[coherer]

I'm thrilled bc you're like 40yo.

Seriously, man. I'm mortified and worried as it is, I'm not feeling up to anyone but Dr. Haruno swinging by to see me. She's undoubtedly seen/smelled worse.

[invinciblemikey]

............................ forty?

seriously?

[coherer]

Yeah idk, I don't make the rules. ~30 = old man.

[invinciblemikey]

what the fuck

you thought i was your age.

[coherer]

ik but then you corrected me, so now I obv have to bully you about it.

Who would I even be if I didn't?

[invinciblemikey]

that's fine but

you cannot believe that 30 is remotely old

do you know any adults

(says the adult who has been calling silco "jurassic", "ancient", "dinosaur", and other variations of old.)

[coherer]

Yes, ik a bunch of adults. They're all old, too.

So that wasn't really the "gotcha" you had in mind.

(this is one big troll session on both sides)

[invinciblemikey]

god was i this obnoxious

[coherer]

Considering your obnoxious level at 28yo is still like in the high 80-100% range, I'd say so hahahahaha

[invinciblemikey]

i'm adaptable to my surrounding people, brat

[coherer]

Okay, hon

[invinciblemikey]

EW