un: jonas. cw: blood chatter.

[coherer]

ik this is going to sound like an episode of 60 Minutes that never got aired, but I have smelled worryingly like blood for the past week or so.

Please pre-emptively cool it on the wild guesses, though. God forbid any of this winds up vaguely sexual like Keith's thing (F, buddy). No, I haven't even been injured lately. No, it's not my time of the month. No, I'm not actually a murderer. I woke up one day, sniffed foul air, and have been increasingly ill since.

Does anyone have any idea what I can even do about this? bc I feel like I've tried literally everything but bathing in bleach.

Oh, actually, for ppl who don't want to interact with my TMI, what are your favourite movies? I work at the theatre in Mirth now and I'll get a 2% raise if I bring in more traffic, so I kinda have a vested interest in knowing what kinds of things you'd wanna see screened. Set can't pay for everything yk lol.

Thanks.

Comments

[invinciblemikey]

what the fuck

you thought i was your age.

[coherer]

ik but then you corrected me, so now I obv have to bully you about it.

Who would I even be if I didn't?

[invinciblemikey]

that's fine but

you cannot believe that 30 is remotely old

do you know any adults

(says the adult who has been calling silco "jurassic", "ancient", "dinosaur", and other variations of old.)

[coherer]

Yes, ik a bunch of adults. They're all old, too.

So that wasn't really the "gotcha" you had in mind.

(this is one big troll session on both sides)

[invinciblemikey]

god was i this obnoxious

[coherer]

Considering your obnoxious level at 28yo is still like in the high 80-100% range, I'd say so hahahahaha

[invinciblemikey]

i'm adaptable to my surrounding people, brat

[coherer]

Okay, hon

[invinciblemikey]

EW