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netherwork2022-11-12 11:48 am
coherer) wrote in netherwork2022-11-12 11:48 am
un: jonas. cw: blood chatter.
ik this is going to sound like an episode of 60 Minutes that never got aired, but I have smelled worryingly like blood for the past week or so.
Please pre-emptively cool it on the wild guesses, though. God forbid any of this winds up vaguely sexual like Keith's thing (F, buddy). No, I haven't even been injured lately. No, it's not my time of the month. No, I'm not actually a murderer. I woke up one day, sniffed foul air, and have been increasingly ill since.
Does anyone have any idea what I can even do about this? bc I feel like I've tried literally everything but bathing in bleach.
Oh, actually, for ppl who don't want to interact with my TMI, what are your favourite movies? I work at the theatre in Mirth now and I'll get a 2% raise if I bring in more traffic, so I kinda have a vested interest in knowing what kinds of things you'd wanna see screened. Set can't pay for everything yk lol.
Thanks.
Please pre-emptively cool it on the wild guesses, though. God forbid any of this winds up vaguely sexual like Keith's thing (F, buddy). No, I haven't even been injured lately. No, it's not my time of the month. No, I'm not actually a murderer. I woke up one day, sniffed foul air, and have been increasingly ill since.
Does anyone have any idea what I can even do about this? bc I feel like I've tried literally everything but bathing in bleach.
Oh, actually, for ppl who don't want to interact with my TMI, what are your favourite movies? I work at the theatre in Mirth now and I'll get a 2% raise if I bring in more traffic, so I kinda have a vested interest in knowing what kinds of things you'd wanna see screened. Set can't pay for everything yk lol.
Thanks.
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(it could be a really boring book fr)
So it was like an actual medical condition. That is insane, did you stock up on the weeds just in case?? Like we should all gather a bunch so we have some on hand in case it happens again.
I hope it's not recurring. That'd suck so bad for him.
1/2
keith did not consider the possibility that it would happen again
SURELY NOT ]
shiro doesn’t have a medical condition!
[ not of that kind at least
… he hopes shiro doesn’t have the other medical condition, either ]
no subject
and it’s over
his body is now idk immune to this particular strain
[ … that’s how curses work, right ]
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(PRESS X TO DOUBT)
I don't think that's a real thing, dude, but honestly this whole convo is as effective as 2 blind guys trying to play charades.
slides in here a million years later for reasons
i made it up, so now it’s a real thing
idec bro, grace my inbox WHENEVER
Besides, I distinctly told you I had no idea, owning up to my crap. Though tbh idk anything about curses, so maybe you're right. Maybe I have the flu of curses. You wanna test if it's contagious? Come over and smell me.
(number of people he's now solicited to smell him: two.
which is two too many.)