un: jonas. cw: blood chatter.

[coherer]

ik this is going to sound like an episode of 60 Minutes that never got aired, but I have smelled worryingly like blood for the past week or so.

Please pre-emptively cool it on the wild guesses, though. God forbid any of this winds up vaguely sexual like Keith's thing (F, buddy). No, I haven't even been injured lately. No, it's not my time of the month. No, I'm not actually a murderer. I woke up one day, sniffed foul air, and have been increasingly ill since.

Does anyone have any idea what I can even do about this? bc I feel like I've tried literally everything but bathing in bleach.

Oh, actually, for ppl who don't want to interact with my TMI, what are your favourite movies? I work at the theatre in Mirth now and I'll get a 2% raise if I bring in more traffic, so I kinda have a vested interest in knowing what kinds of things you'd wanna see screened. Set can't pay for everything yk lol.

Thanks.

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[redsoil]

[ Perhaps when Jonas learns that all the god of war ever desired was family ( a child, his own ), it will become clear why Set is so avid a defender of his youthful freedoms. ]

I don't believe you're alone in that. I've seen plenty of human children doing the same.

You're always putting weird things in your mouths. Even my child had that phase.

[coherer]

(daddy)

tbh I think it boosts our immune systems bc after I tried to eat literally everything I barely got sick ever.

What's your child's name anyway? I'd feel weird calling him "that kid" all the time. Though ig he's probably not young anymore. What's he like?? I want to know more about him bc he's important to you.

[redsoil]

You're absurd, that's not how that works.

[ awakening something indeed huh ]

Anubis. His name is Anubis. However, I will tell you about him another time, in person.

[coherer]

C'mon you've probably accidentally eaten so much sand in your time.

(CONFESS!!!!!!!!!)

I like having those convos in person too. It just feels better, like I'm giving the respect deserved or smth. I'll swing by sometime, how about that??

[redsoil]

I am the god of the desert, I do not practice auto-cannibalism!

You may visit, provided you do not put anything that isn't meant to go into your mouth into it from henceforth. Especially sand. I would like to learn of your mother, as you learn of my son.

[coherer]

So if I chewed on your arm or smth would it turn into sand in my mouth??

(is this still pg-13)

nvm don't answer that. idk if I'm ready for the answer. Deal, I won't eat anything weird, and I'm willing to share stories. My mom's hard to talk about but not for lack of things to say about her.

I'm looking forward to it.