un: jonas. cw: blood chatter.

[coherer]

ik this is going to sound like an episode of 60 Minutes that never got aired, but I have smelled worryingly like blood for the past week or so.

Please pre-emptively cool it on the wild guesses, though. God forbid any of this winds up vaguely sexual like Keith's thing (F, buddy). No, I haven't even been injured lately. No, it's not my time of the month. No, I'm not actually a murderer. I woke up one day, sniffed foul air, and have been increasingly ill since.

Does anyone have any idea what I can even do about this? bc I feel like I've tried literally everything but bathing in bleach.

Oh, actually, for ppl who don't want to interact with my TMI, what are your favourite movies? I work at the theatre in Mirth now and I'll get a 2% raise if I bring in more traffic, so I kinda have a vested interest in knowing what kinds of things you'd wanna see screened. Set can't pay for everything yk lol.

Thanks.

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[chokuto]

Congratulations.

[How does one word manifest such sarcasm? ~it's a mystery~]

[coherer]

yk it costs zero dollars to not be a dick. It's not even actually that hard.

If someone dropped money on the ground and kept walking bc they didn't notice it fall, what would you do?

[chokuto]

Did I witness this? It depends on whether they've moved on. I wouldn't chase after them for such a minor incident. They shouldn't have been so careless about their surroundings. If they were paying attention, they would have noticed what they dropped.

[coherer]

You're supposed to say "I'd pick up the money and give it back to them" but ig that's my bad for making the scenario so confusing for you.

(this is a diss)

ppl make mistakes, you have to know that. What if Naruto or Sakura dropped money?

(and this is a mistake)

[chokuto]

[oh no]

That doesn't make any sense. If you were looking for a specific answer, why did you ask the question to begin with? You weren't interested in what my response would be.

I would tell them to pick it up.

[coherer]

bc I was testing you and you failed.

I'll grade you on a curve for saying you'd tell your friends to pick their money up though, bc that makes you slightly less of a jerk. 50%, a passing grade but not the best.

1/2

[chokuto]

[ >:( ]

[chokuto]

That was pointless. I'm not trying to prove anything to you one way or another.

Have you determined the cause of your current condition?

[coherer]

(hahahahahahha)

Weeeeell, some ppl are saying I'm cursed, some ppl are saying I have a hygiene problem, and some ppl are saying it's my diet/a medical condition.

What do you think?

[chokuto]

Why do you believe I would know? It could be any of those options.

You should avoid leaving the city boundaries until you resolve the issue. It may attract the attention of predators.

[coherer]

I never leave the city boundaries bc I am terrified of getting totalled by an evil mushroom the size of my foot or smth, so the predation thing has not been an issue so far.

I believe you'd know bc you're probably smarter than I am, though. I'm trying to get a huge variety of opinions from all sides of the issue.

Why, you ask??

(sasuke, categorically, did not ask, but jonas continues typing anyway.)

It's so I can lament all of the probable causes of my condition at once to get the resulting depression out of way ASAP, which is much better than experiencing what I call the "depression trickle effect" where I find out about a new problem later and have to agonize about it in increments.

I'm a "rip the bandaid off" kind of guy. I value my time.

1/3

[chokuto]

2/3

[chokuto]

[This is... a lot of words... for a conversation that could have ended five comments ago. Ugh.

Yet Sasuke isn't heartless enough to leave him on read.]

3/3

[chokuto]

I don't understand how you came under the impression that I'm smarter than you. You know nothing about me. There's no reason to put yourself down in that way.

[Wow, that was almost kind.]

I've never heard of that happening. ["Depression trickle effect" sounds fake and not something he's endured his whole life, no way.] But you also place yourself at risk of taking on too much at once, considering all of these options that may not even be logical under scrutiny. You should tackle one at a time, otherwise you'll become overwhelmed, and then leave yourself worse off than you began. And with too many possibilities, you could risk being short-sighted in your judgments.

[coherer]

(oh.

...)

That's true ig. Thanks.😯

So you're saying I should just investigate one thing at a time then? The curse thing probably has the most leads/makes the most sense, so I should be devoting my time to that rn, right??

It just sucks royally when you expect one thing and are like dead set on it, then you find out it's smth else entirely.

[chokuto]

Then don't set your mind to it with such certainty. You'll only disappoint yourself.

Is that yellow face another code? It looks ill.

[He means the emoji..........]

[coherer]

Wow, okay, and so I'm gonna turn that one back around on you, bc you seemed preeeeeetty certain we'd find Sakura and preeeeeeeetty disappointed when we didn't.🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

These are emoji, you just use them to get across emotion in text when the words aren't cutting it.

I think your default one would be like 🤨 or 😑 or 🧐 lol

[chokuto]

[He is frowning so intensely at that first part, WAY TO OUT HIM.]

That situation isn't comparable.

I don't understand why words wouldn't be sufficient. You are only making it more confusing. I could misinterpret their meaning.

[coherer]

(i'm here to humble you all, that's what'll make me attain ascension)

It's kinda comparable.👌

(using this emoji to illustrate how "kinda" it is)

Well, you actually don't have to like emoji. You can knock yourself out using words and just tolerate everyone else using emoji. But the fact of the matter is they're p cute.

Lemme see your favourite one so far. Dragons are cool🐉 so is this cultural stuff🎍🎋👺🍙🍣