un: jonas. cw: blood chatter.

[coherer]

ik this is going to sound like an episode of 60 Minutes that never got aired, but I have smelled worryingly like blood for the past week or so.

Please pre-emptively cool it on the wild guesses, though. God forbid any of this winds up vaguely sexual like Keith's thing (F, buddy). No, I haven't even been injured lately. No, it's not my time of the month. No, I'm not actually a murderer. I woke up one day, sniffed foul air, and have been increasingly ill since.

Does anyone have any idea what I can even do about this? bc I feel like I've tried literally everything but bathing in bleach.

Oh, actually, for ppl who don't want to interact with my TMI, what are your favourite movies? I work at the theatre in Mirth now and I'll get a 2% raise if I bring in more traffic, so I kinda have a vested interest in knowing what kinds of things you'd wanna see screened. Set can't pay for everything yk lol.

Thanks.

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[coherer]

yk there was this tv show called Strange Addictions and a chick on there actually would do that. It was super unhealthy.

Would you wish that on me?? Poor health?????

[spaceassassin]

[ jonas always with the pop culture references keith doesn’t understand
… but uh – what. bleach baths are a legit thing to some people
what world do you come from, dude ]

sounds like you’re already in poor health

why are you always on the verge of dying in this place

[coherer]

bc I'm an idiot, Keith. What do you want from me.

[spaceassassin]

for you to stop almost dying??

[coherer]

Touché.......

I promise I've only almost died a few times so far. Like idk what the avg "close call" range is here but I think so far I'm operating squarely within it.

[spaceassassin]

if you say so

anyway
the blood thing
it's probably a curse. like what happened with shiro

[ but unlike shiro, jonas likely did something to deserve it ]

try the library
it's where i found the remedy to shiro's problem

[coherer]

That's 3 for "you're cursed." I am loudly sighing rn, you can't hear me but I want you to so I'm telling you.

And now I have to read a book.

What happened to be the fix for Shiro? Maybe it'll be the same for me or smth.

[spaceassassin]

is reading a book worse than the smelling of blood

[ which is the real curse here ]

doubtful
his antidote came with some bs line about weeds growing quickly
i had to gather the weed grey’s purse and have him drink a brew of it

[coherer]

Maybe

(it could be a really boring book fr)

So it was like an actual medical condition. That is insane, did you stock up on the weeds just in case?? Like we should all gather a bunch so we have some on hand in case it happens again.

I hope it's not recurring. That'd suck so bad for him.

1/2

[spaceassassin]

[ ……………………………………
keith did not consider the possibility that it would happen again


SURELY NOT ]

shiro doesn’t have a medical condition!

[ not of that kind at least
… he hopes shiro doesn’t have the other medical condition, either ]

[spaceassassin]

it was a curse
and it’s over
his body is now idk immune to this particular strain

[ … that’s how curses work, right ]

[coherer]

Particular strain of......... curse........?

(PRESS X TO DOUBT)

I don't think that's a real thing, dude, but honestly this whole convo is as effective as 2 blind guys trying to play charades.

slides in here a million years later for reasons

[spaceassassin]

[ to steal a quote from the book of jonas – ]

i made it up, so now it’s a real thing

idec bro, grace my inbox WHENEVER

[coherer]

I never claimed at ANY point to be smart LMAOOOO

Besides, I distinctly told you I had no idea, owning up to my crap. Though tbh idk anything about curses, so maybe you're right. Maybe I have the flu of curses. You wanna test if it's contagious? Come over and smell me.

(number of people he's now solicited to smell him: two.

which is two too many.)