un: jonas. cw: blood chatter.

[coherer]

ik this is going to sound like an episode of 60 Minutes that never got aired, but I have smelled worryingly like blood for the past week or so.

Please pre-emptively cool it on the wild guesses, though. God forbid any of this winds up vaguely sexual like Keith's thing (F, buddy). No, I haven't even been injured lately. No, it's not my time of the month. No, I'm not actually a murderer. I woke up one day, sniffed foul air, and have been increasingly ill since.

Does anyone have any idea what I can even do about this? bc I feel like I've tried literally everything but bathing in bleach.

Oh, actually, for ppl who don't want to interact with my TMI, what are your favourite movies? I work at the theatre in Mirth now and I'll get a 2% raise if I bring in more traffic, so I kinda have a vested interest in knowing what kinds of things you'd wanna see screened. Set can't pay for everything yk lol.

Thanks.

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[fallingsand]

No, it's like a thing
well
You know what, ask next time you see me in person?

There's a best romance movie? Which is it? What's it about?

[coherer]

Adding a reminder on my phone to ask about visions in the near future. bc this is so cryptic I'm going to think about this 24/7.😂😂😂😂

The best romance movie of all time is Pride and Prejudice. Like no contest. It's about this chick who meets this dude and they're super rude to each other, but he's actually crazy in love with her and has to clench his fists or whatever every time she's around bc he's so repressed. They've gotta get over their pride and prejudice to hook up and stuff, it's great.

Also I am super into Keira Knightley the main actress.......😳 You'll love it, trust me on this one.

[fallingsand]

you can add reminders on this thing?

[ He knows so little, Jonas, so little. More importantly, though, ]

That sounds
AMAZING
When are you going to play it at the theater? Soon? Soonish? When you're not smelling like blood?

[coherer]

Also adding a reminder to show you the many many cool things a smartphone can be used for.😉

Putting a pin in that, I'm sensing a liiiiittle bit of excitement/enthusiasm here lol. I'm glad you're gonna stop by, you're gonna lose your mind. I'll be back to my regular part-time hours when this all gets sorted out.

We should get a little group together to go to the first showing. That'd be cool.

[fallingsand]

I think I've been doing alright for someone who never even had electricity before, okay?
A group sounds like it'd be fun.
If you don't mind some weird old guy tagging along.

[coherer]

You really are. tbh a few of you guys have shocked me with how fast you've adapted to all this stuff. Kudos to you all.

"Weird old guy" really isn't as impactful as it was back on Earth. Like before? No, I wouldn't be caught dead with you, probably. It's a teenager thing. But now, we're all dead and I don't care anymore. So if you wanna go and I wanna go, then we should go.

LOGIC

[fallingsand]

You could tell me if you didn't want me along, though.
I would get it.

[ It's what's normal. ]

But I'll be pretty happy to finally see an actual movie in-person.
They seem really exciting!

[coherer]

How about this: I'll tell you straight if I don't want you to come along. Cool? Like if I'm on a hot date or smth, or someone just wants it to be The Youth lol

This is the opportunity of a lifetime anyway. You HAVE to come. It's mandatory. tbh it's kind of a selfish reason bc I really want to see you freak out about your first time seeing one.😂

(AT LEAST HE'S HONEST)