un: jonas. cw: blood chatter.

[coherer]

ik this is going to sound like an episode of 60 Minutes that never got aired, but I have smelled worryingly like blood for the past week or so.

Please pre-emptively cool it on the wild guesses, though. God forbid any of this winds up vaguely sexual like Keith's thing (F, buddy). No, I haven't even been injured lately. No, it's not my time of the month. No, I'm not actually a murderer. I woke up one day, sniffed foul air, and have been increasingly ill since.

Does anyone have any idea what I can even do about this? bc I feel like I've tried literally everything but bathing in bleach.

Oh, actually, for ppl who don't want to interact with my TMI, what are your favourite movies? I work at the theatre in Mirth now and I'll get a 2% raise if I bring in more traffic, so I kinda have a vested interest in knowing what kinds of things you'd wanna see screened. Set can't pay for everything yk lol.

Thanks.

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[dreamlords]

Have you done anything that would have made you smell like blood or is it spontaneously occurring?

[coherer]

I have not been a bad boy. I have been a surprisingly good boy, actually, which ig makes the answer to your question a big ol "no to the first one, yes to the second."

idek of any like srs medical condition that'd make me just suddenly smell like blood, but tbf I didn't know what shingles were until last year.

[dreamlords]

Hemophilia, perhaps.

But, you would know if you have that. It would be hard to ignore. Have you been around anyone who's bled a lot?

[coherer]

idk ig those ppl who were killed at the Harvest, but I wasn't around them long. Hibiki and I got out of there as soon as I could bc we found a survivor who needed help.

(morpheus raises an extremely good question, however. at the frightful harvest, there was the headless horseman cutting down all of the hierarchy members, but before that—)

Oh my god.

I was hanging out with a vampire guy. He was a half and half though, like half human. Do you know stuff about vampires? Does it even work like that?

(here we go, talking about d like he's a stiff drink.)

[dreamlords]

I know of them.

( and he's created a few creatures similar in nature as nightmares. but, he doesn't think that's the type of thing he means here. )

Did this vampire bite you? Or was he just near you?

[coherer]

(has to mull this one over because he was super duper high that night—)

He didn't bite me, no. He was really polite, actually.

I'm starting to think I actually know only embarrassing vampire facts and not any actual ones that would ever count in a scenario like this. Sorry, ik that's not helpful at all, I'm just kinda wigging out over here.

[dreamlords]

You don't need to regale me with stories about vampires. I've seen creatures like them before. I've created things like that.

Though, I never sent them to feed on people. Or to possibly make someone smell like blood.

[coherer]

h/o what do you mean you've created things like vampires?

You can just make ppl??

[dreamlords]

Not people.

Nightmares.

[coherer]

Okay, I think the surprise came from you actually being able to create stuff, not like what specifically you create. bc I've never heard anything like that except in the bible.

Are you magic? Like what are you??

(jonas, you can't just ask people what they are)

[dreamlords]

An Endless.

So yes, magic of a sort.

[coherer]

Uh is that like a god-lvl thing or smth? idk what that is.

[dreamlords]

It's difficult to explain. I'm not a god but I've met gods.

Lucifer most recently.

[coherer]

(blue screening for a moment)

I'm sorry, you met Satan????

(should he believe this? based on the fact that they're in another world and he's already met a couple of gods, jonas can't find a reason to refute anything being said. still—)

Was he all fire and brimstone or like was he a chill dude or

And how serious do you think he is about sinning on a scale of 1-10? Like 1 being "crushing a bunch of ants on purpose" and 10 being mass killing or smth?

[dreamlords]

He was a She.

At the time. I'm sure she can change her shape when she wants to.

We didn't exactly speak of sinning. Lucifer had something of mine and I wanted to get it back.

[coherer]

omg I misgendered Satan. I am so sorry, ma'am.

(gwendoline christie is going to appear suddenly to kick his ass)

Did she steal from you? Or like did you lend her smth and you just paid a visit to get it??

[dreamlords]

Closer to stealing than me lending it to her.

I didn't realize it was gone for quite some time.

[coherer]

Yikes.

idek what you'd do to ask Satan for smth like that back..... ig maybe bringing smth of equal value?? Don't Gods love trades or whatever?

[dreamlords]

No, we had to fight. Whoever won received the item.