[ANONYMOUS] | text | A few days after the festival (implied nsfw)

[janescayre]

[This message may be 100% anonymous, but perhaps you recognize the texting style? If you were bold enough to message her on Soulidarity perhaps you've figured it out at once. Otherwise, ~*~IT'S A MYSTERY~*~ Dare ye solve it?

At least one guy will recognize the culprit. Sucks to suck, Sylvain.]

HEEELLOOOOOO MY SWEET CHERRY PIE!! 🍒🥧🍒 Where are you right now? Are you dreaming about me?



Because I just can't get you out of my head. Every time I close my eyes, I feel your body on mine. When I look to the fields I can't help the blush on my face! I've never gone that far with anyone before! Especially in public. And you're just so BIG 🤩!!! I couldn't believe it, I didn't think I could take you on. We made such a mess too, didn't we? 😜 Did you get it all out of your clothes? I had to scrub extra hard myself

When can I see you again? I'll be prepared this time. I promise. You're just the sweetest slice of heaven I've ever had, and I can't wait for another taste 😈

call me baby

XOXOXO 💋💋💋🍆🍑




[And like five seconds after this gets posted:]

OH NO IT GOT SENT TO EVERYONE 😱 HOW EMBARRASSING!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOBODY LOOK!!!!!! 😭😭

Comments

text; un: Fraldarius

[boarwitness]

Delete this.

[janescayre]

I don't know how!!!!!

text / un: yjh

[regression]

If you don't want anyone to look, then delete this.

[janescayre]

[Figures only the party poopers would show up. WHERE IS HER NEW BOYTOY]

This stupid phone just never does what I want it to, i'm so new to this

can you show me how its done???

[boarwitness]

[my man]

text / un: undying

[midway]

@ jjang Is this you?

[janescayre]

[Haha nice username dork]

Who? 😲 is there someone else?????

[pyojeol]

what the fuck
why are you asking
WHY WOULD IT BE ME??????

[CLAUDIA U BINCH]

text ; un: blaiddyd

[paraselenes]

[ THIS ONE AGAIN ]

Goddess have mercy upon whatever poor fool captured your attention.

[janescayre]

[DREAMS DO COME TRUE!!!]

Could it be? is that my Sweet Goldilocks?

oh!!! I'm so sorry you had to find out like this!! 😢😢 i still have a place for you in my heart!!!

text ↪ un: 012601

[craters]

（ but thINK OF THE CHILDREN????

it's her, she's children.

(she is not, in point of fact, any manner of child at all — but she is both perpetually horny and incredibly repressed so the fact remains) ）

Why '🍆🍑'?

（ she regrets it the liTERAL SECOND SHE SENDS IT BECAUSE WAIT, NO, SHE SEES IT — ）

Nevermind! Haha, figured it out! Thanks though!

（ SCREAMING INTERNALLY ）

a;skdfj;asdlkj hi

[janescayre]

[ugh MORE BITCHES?

what happened are men no longer horny in this world]

omg i'm so sorry!! are you inexperienced

there's no shame in that!! i didn't know anything either, not until he showed me.......😳

text; un: fraldarius; hey i am so sorry

[boarwitness]

Explain it, then.

[chokuto]

[okay you're right he should interact with the one person on here he knows]

Why are you bothering to make sense of this?

un; masterofpuppets

[guitarpicks]

[ wow, someone had a fucking great time doing whatever they were doing. and he's not judging. you do you. ] 🍆🍑... huh?

what other sexy shit picture code is there?

[ the important questions? maybe? ]

[janescayre]

[you're so supportive eddie!! thank you!!!

though tbh there was a lot more stabbing involved than is implied, whoops]

I wouldn't call it a code exactly, it's best if you use your imagination!!!

like so

👉🌮💦

un: 火

[chokuto]

[what did he just put his eyes on

girls........]

The devices came with a manual. Did you bother to read it? There's a section on deleting published material.

So do that.

[janescayre]

[sheesh everyone here is so fucking boring

Except that eddie guy, he can stay]

i think it's too late for that 😢😔 everyone already saw

They know I'm a naughty, naughty girl

[craters]

（ no don't look please leave sasuke-kun why are you even hERE what are you doing why are you being helpFUL she did not budget for this — ）

un: 🍥🍜

[acknowledgement]

[First: Naruto recognizes this typing style.

Second: Alas, he's yet to figure out that people can view each other's public comments on these posts.

Third: Good god, he's an idiot.]

DON'T SEND ME SOMETHING SO WEIRD
I CAN'T TELL IF YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT FOOD OR

[He's not a prude, he's not a prude, he's not a prude, he's not a prude—HE'S NOT A PRUDE BUT THIS IS SUPER DIRECT.]

YA KNOW
SEX

KNOWING YOU, IT'S PROBABLY SEX ISN'T IT!!!
WHY ARE YOU SUCH A PERVERT
DON'T YOU EVER THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE

un: 火

[chokuto]

[lord deliver us from this reality]

Naruto. This message wasn't sent only to you. It was posted publicly in an attempt to antagonize one person.

[Unless...? No, it'd have to be a misunderstanding.]

It's not about food, no.

[janescayre]

[EXPERTLY DEFLECTING NOW, shut up fish cakes]

NO PLEASE

I'M SORRY!!!!

THIS WAS ALL A BIG MISUNDERSTANDING!!!

[when in doubt play dumb. Foolproof.]

[not here, 1/?]

[janescayre]

[Several hours later, perhaps even the next day (whenever the tag-ins run out), Fukawa wakes up to the all too common sensation of losing half her day without knowing where it what for. She can only pray that Syo kept her nose to herself.

Rubbing the sleep from her eyes, she checks the netherwork for news.]

[janescayre]

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