[ANONYMOUS] | text | A few days after the festival (implied nsfw)

[janescayre]

[This message may be 100% anonymous, but perhaps you recognize the texting style? If you were bold enough to message her on Soulidarity perhaps you've figured it out at once. Otherwise, ~*~IT'S A MYSTERY~*~ Dare ye solve it?

At least one guy will recognize the culprit. Sucks to suck, Sylvain.]

HEEELLOOOOOO MY SWEET CHERRY PIE!! 🍒🥧🍒 Where are you right now? Are you dreaming about me?



Because I just can't get you out of my head. Every time I close my eyes, I feel your body on mine. When I look to the fields I can't help the blush on my face! I've never gone that far with anyone before! Especially in public. And you're just so BIG 🤩!!! I couldn't believe it, I didn't think I could take you on. We made such a mess too, didn't we? 😜 Did you get it all out of your clothes? I had to scrub extra hard myself

When can I see you again? I'll be prepared this time. I promise. You're just the sweetest slice of heaven I've ever had, and I can't wait for another taste 😈

call me baby

XOXOXO 💋💋💋🍆🍑




[And like five seconds after this gets posted:]

OH NO IT GOT SENT TO EVERYONE 😱 HOW EMBARRASSING!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOBODY LOOK!!!!!! 😭😭

Comments

text ; un: blaiddyd

[paraselenes]

[ THIS ONE AGAIN ]

Goddess have mercy upon whatever poor fool captured your attention.

[janescayre]

[DREAMS DO COME TRUE!!!]

Could it be? is that my Sweet Goldilocks?

oh!!! I'm so sorry you had to find out like this!! 😢😢 i still have a place for you in my heart!!!

[paraselenes]

[ does there exist anyone quite so dreadful. he thinks not. ]

Carve it out, then.

[janescayre]

[your mom maybe]

I just might

so that i may hold it against my cheek and dream of another life

one where we could be together

forever

[paraselenes]

[ :gun: ]

A dream best abandoned.

Keep your missives private, and don't speak to me again.

[janescayre]

[mwah]

you're the one who keeps coming to me!!

don't deny it. There was a spark between us!!

are you really so shy? With a face like that you could have any woman you pleased

[paraselenes]

[ he's sure she's just making fun of him? because ]

You mistake disdain for timidness.

[ and because someone's finally doxxed sylvain... ]

Do not hound him any longer.

[janescayre]

[This screencap makes me sad. Why does sylvain look so happy about it??]

😮 could it be?

Are you acquainted with my sweet and sour slice of pie? 😍💖😍💖😍

[paraselenes]

[ friends love dunking on friends ]

That's no business of yours.

Keep your distance.

[janescayre]

[then let her dunk on sylvain in your stead]

what's with the bad attitude? Are you jealous?

don't tell me

ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH HIM TOO