[ANONYMOUS] | text | A few days after the festival (implied nsfw)

[janescayre]

[This message may be 100% anonymous, but perhaps you recognize the texting style? If you were bold enough to message her on Soulidarity perhaps you've figured it out at once. Otherwise, ~*~IT'S A MYSTERY~*~ Dare ye solve it?

At least one guy will recognize the culprit. Sucks to suck, Sylvain.]

HEEELLOOOOOO MY SWEET CHERRY PIE!! 🍒🥧🍒 Where are you right now? Are you dreaming about me?



Because I just can't get you out of my head. Every time I close my eyes, I feel your body on mine. When I look to the fields I can't help the blush on my face! I've never gone that far with anyone before! Especially in public. And you're just so BIG 🤩!!! I couldn't believe it, I didn't think I could take you on. We made such a mess too, didn't we? 😜 Did you get it all out of your clothes? I had to scrub extra hard myself

When can I see you again? I'll be prepared this time. I promise. You're just the sweetest slice of heaven I've ever had, and I can't wait for another taste 😈

call me baby

XOXOXO 💋💋💋🍆🍑




[And like five seconds after this gets posted:]

OH NO IT GOT SENT TO EVERYONE 😱 HOW EMBARRASSING!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOBODY LOOK!!!!!! 😭😭

Comments

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[chokuto]

[what did he just put his eyes on

girls........]

The devices came with a manual. Did you bother to read it? There's a section on deleting published material.

So do that.

[janescayre]

[sheesh everyone here is so fucking boring

Except that eddie guy, he can stay]

i think it's too late for that 😢😔 everyone already saw

They know I'm a naughty, naughty girl

[chokuto]

You put this up without your user name attached, so no one knows who you are. You can still save your dignity.

Unless it was done purposefully, and you're just pretending to be embarrassed.

[janescayre]

[whoa looks like the jig is up]

Why would I pretend to do that???? Everyone's so mad at me, I'm only getting dragged through the dirt for this

and worst of all

my love hasn't messaged me once

[chokuto]

Then at least he's sensible. You're deranged. Who would want to spoken to like this?

[janescayre]

he sure wasn't complaining that night

what, have you never been with someone before? 😥 that's so sad!!!!

[chokuto]

I have nothing to do with this. Don't turn it around on me when you're the one sharing a private matter.

[that boy is a virgin]

The fact he hasn't responded says enough about how he feels.

[janescayre]

[definitely sensing some virginal energy here]

i didn't share anything!!!!!!! It's a huge mistake!!! Just forgive me already!!!! 😭😭😭

[whoops accidentally channels mikan]

see?? And he's abandoned me too

It's all ruined now

How will i cope without his strong arms to hold me tight

[chokuto]

I'm not the one whose forgiveness you should be seeking.

[Karin, is that you...]

It sounds as if he made the right decision. Hopefully you'll think about your actions first next time.

[janescayre]

😭 now you're just trying to break my heart!!!

[chokuto]

I don't care.

[janescayre]

You're gonna die alone with an attitude like that.

[chokuto]

[honestly sounds like a dream come true]

[janescayre]

[God go listen to Linkin Park already]

[craters]

（ no don't look please leave sasuke-kun why are you even hERE what are you doing why are you being helpFUL she did not budget for this — ）

[chokuto]

[but sakura, what does eggplant + peach mean]