[ANONYMOUS] | text | A few days after the festival (implied nsfw)

[janescayre]

[This message may be 100% anonymous, but perhaps you recognize the texting style? If you were bold enough to message her on Soulidarity perhaps you've figured it out at once. Otherwise, ~*~IT'S A MYSTERY~*~ Dare ye solve it?

At least one guy will recognize the culprit. Sucks to suck, Sylvain.]

HEEELLOOOOOO MY SWEET CHERRY PIE!! 🍒🥧🍒 Where are you right now? Are you dreaming about me?



Because I just can't get you out of my head. Every time I close my eyes, I feel your body on mine. When I look to the fields I can't help the blush on my face! I've never gone that far with anyone before! Especially in public. And you're just so BIG 🤩!!! I couldn't believe it, I didn't think I could take you on. We made such a mess too, didn't we? 😜 Did you get it all out of your clothes? I had to scrub extra hard myself

When can I see you again? I'll be prepared this time. I promise. You're just the sweetest slice of heaven I've ever had, and I can't wait for another taste 😈

call me baby

XOXOXO 💋💋💋🍆🍑




[And like five seconds after this gets posted:]

OH NO IT GOT SENT TO EVERYONE 😱 HOW EMBARRASSING!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOBODY LOOK!!!!!! 😭😭

Comments

[guitarpicks]

they're really underestimating the kids, huh?

and nope. no cellphones or anything unless you're made of money.

[janescayre]

Sounds like hell of a different kind. Or could it be heaven? Those were simpler times after all! Way back before it all went to pot!

I'm assuming you're talking about the sixties?

[Waggles hand, throws a dart at a decade]

[guitarpicks]

what's so bad about pot? [ asking as a stoner!!! ]

nope, i'm from 1986.

[janescayre]

[lmfao oops]

just a little turn of phrase!!! I'm not gonna stop your smoking

just do it away from me

but WOW 😲🤩 YOU'RE PRACTICALLY DUST AND BONES!!!!!! Quick, do you have any grandchildren here?

i can't believe this!!! though i suppose i must, since we're all super duper fucking dead