[ANONYMOUS] | text | A few days after the festival (implied nsfw)

[janescayre]

[This message may be 100% anonymous, but perhaps you recognize the texting style? If you were bold enough to message her on Soulidarity perhaps you've figured it out at once. Otherwise, ~*~IT'S A MYSTERY~*~ Dare ye solve it?

At least one guy will recognize the culprit. Sucks to suck, Sylvain.]

HEEELLOOOOOO MY SWEET CHERRY PIE!! 🍒🥧🍒 Where are you right now? Are you dreaming about me?



Because I just can't get you out of my head. Every time I close my eyes, I feel your body on mine. When I look to the fields I can't help the blush on my face! I've never gone that far with anyone before! Especially in public. And you're just so BIG 🤩!!! I couldn't believe it, I didn't think I could take you on. We made such a mess too, didn't we? 😜 Did you get it all out of your clothes? I had to scrub extra hard myself

When can I see you again? I'll be prepared this time. I promise. You're just the sweetest slice of heaven I've ever had, and I can't wait for another taste 😈

call me baby

XOXOXO 💋💋💋🍆🍑




[And like five seconds after this gets posted:]

OH NO IT GOT SENT TO EVERYONE 😱 HOW EMBARRASSING!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOBODY LOOK!!!!!! 😭😭

Comments

[midway]

@ jjang

[ he's a gremlin buT HE'S ALSO A GENTLEMAN ]

[pyojeol]

STOP PINGING ME

[midway]

[ he's pulling her pigtails uwu ]

I think this is a girl talk topic.

[pyojeol]

[SHE'S GONNA STRANGLE HIM]

no its really not they dont want to talk to a girl about this

[midway]

An expert then? I believe in you!

[pyojeol]

ur the one who encouraged this???
finish what U started

[midway]

[ leaves her on read... ]

[janescayre]

well what WOULD you suggest? 🤔

[pyojeol]

why would i suggest anything when ur just gonna call me a tramp

[SHE SEES HOW IT IS!!!!]

[janescayre]

But i could forgive you

if we work together, we could teach him a lesson he'd never forget!!!!

[pyojeol]

I DONT EVEN KNOW THIS GUY
what do u even need my help for
if u want to make him into a human kabob then get pointers from that other guy damn

[janescayre]

i've seen your conversations, you're clearly far more experienced than either of us in this arena!!!

give me your filthiest tips!! I want to make him blush so hard he passes right out!!

[pyojeol]

[she's gonna k*ll claude this is truly all his fault]

fine
it's 50k upfront for a tip
no refunds

[midway]

[janescayre]

[squints]

k?

[that's money right]

you could use a currency that actually exists here

[pyojeol]

as in 50,000 coins
ill also accept jewels and precious metals

[hsy: why would i do this i don't know this person
also hsy: ill sell my soul and his for capitalism]

[janescayre]

lmao wtf

are you gonna give me a full body massage and a toyota too

[pyojeol]

can u even drive a toyota??
u sound like a teenager or someone trying to catfish as one

[janescayre]

[wow what a punkass move]

seriously

did i scare you away already??

[midway]

I think it's best you hear from someone with experience.

[janescayre]

WHATEVER 🙄