[ANONYMOUS] | text | A few days after the festival (implied nsfw)

[janescayre]

[This message may be 100% anonymous, but perhaps you recognize the texting style? If you were bold enough to message her on Soulidarity perhaps you've figured it out at once. Otherwise, ~*~IT'S A MYSTERY~*~ Dare ye solve it?

At least one guy will recognize the culprit. Sucks to suck, Sylvain.]

HEEELLOOOOOO MY SWEET CHERRY PIE!! 🍒🥧🍒 Where are you right now? Are you dreaming about me?



Because I just can't get you out of my head. Every time I close my eyes, I feel your body on mine. When I look to the fields I can't help the blush on my face! I've never gone that far with anyone before! Especially in public. And you're just so BIG 🤩!!! I couldn't believe it, I didn't think I could take you on. We made such a mess too, didn't we? 😜 Did you get it all out of your clothes? I had to scrub extra hard myself

When can I see you again? I'll be prepared this time. I promise. You're just the sweetest slice of heaven I've ever had, and I can't wait for another taste 😈

call me baby

XOXOXO 💋💋💋🍆🍑




[And like five seconds after this gets posted:]

OH NO IT GOT SENT TO EVERYONE 😱 HOW EMBARRASSING!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOBODY LOOK!!!!!! 😭😭

Comments

[janescayre]

do they go by the name of No Body?

[does he have the brain power to parse that? Syo is rapidly losing faith in this one.]

some guys like it a little rough 💋💋💋 you'll figure it out when you're older

Maybe

Use your imagination!!! How about if we try this way?

| )) C=====8

[acknowledgement]

idk maybe you should ask their sister
Psycho Glasses Pervert!!

how old are you anyway
you don’t look older than me!

oh are we play fighting now
hold on i’ve got a good one

(≡ ｀Д´≡)◎
Rasengan!!

(≡ ｀Д´≡)∵∴∷∶∵◎
go!!!!

[The dick to anal diagram sure did confuse him.]

me scrambling to source good emoji

[janescayre]

[So fresh, so innocent...he's kinda funny though.]

Sheesh don't you know rule number one??? NEVER ASK A LADY HER AGE DUMBASS

guess it's a good thing we're duking it out

Σ(ﾟ∀´(┗┐ヽ(･∀･ )ﾉ

Eat dirt Fish Cakes