[ANONYMOUS] | text | A few days after the festival (implied nsfw)

[janescayre]

[This message may be 100% anonymous, but perhaps you recognize the texting style? If you were bold enough to message her on Soulidarity perhaps you've figured it out at once. Otherwise, ~*~IT'S A MYSTERY~*~ Dare ye solve it?

At least one guy will recognize the culprit. Sucks to suck, Sylvain.]

HEEELLOOOOOO MY SWEET CHERRY PIE!! 🍒🥧🍒 Where are you right now? Are you dreaming about me?



Because I just can't get you out of my head. Every time I close my eyes, I feel your body on mine. When I look to the fields I can't help the blush on my face! I've never gone that far with anyone before! Especially in public. And you're just so BIG 🤩!!! I couldn't believe it, I didn't think I could take you on. We made such a mess too, didn't we? 😜 Did you get it all out of your clothes? I had to scrub extra hard myself

When can I see you again? I'll be prepared this time. I promise. You're just the sweetest slice of heaven I've ever had, and I can't wait for another taste 😈

call me baby

XOXOXO 💋💋💋🍆🍑




[And like five seconds after this gets posted:]

OH NO IT GOT SENT TO EVERYONE 😱 HOW EMBARRASSING!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOBODY LOOK!!!!!! 😭😭

Comments

[janescayre]

knew what????

don't tell me you're bosom buddies?????????????

[boarwitness]

No.

You deserve each other.

[janescayre]

awwww that's so sweet of you to say!!! 💏💋💖💖💖💖

I'm so happy to have your blessings!!!!!

[boarwitness]

Don't invite me to the wedding.

[janescayre]

i understand

it would be hard to control your raging jealousy

but which of us is it for?????????

[boarwitness]

Neither. It's my rage that you're still talking to me.

[janescayre]

and you own beach property on De Nile i take it

[boarwitness]

[WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?????]

[janescayre]

[STOP STUDYING THE BLADE AND PUT YOUR EYEBALLS ON A BOOK DUMBASS]