[ANONYMOUS] | text | A few days after the festival (implied nsfw)

[janescayre]

[This message may be 100% anonymous, but perhaps you recognize the texting style? If you were bold enough to message her on Soulidarity perhaps you've figured it out at once. Otherwise, ~*~IT'S A MYSTERY~*~ Dare ye solve it?

At least one guy will recognize the culprit. Sucks to suck, Sylvain.]

HEEELLOOOOOO MY SWEET CHERRY PIE!! 🍒🥧🍒 Where are you right now? Are you dreaming about me?



Because I just can't get you out of my head. Every time I close my eyes, I feel your body on mine. When I look to the fields I can't help the blush on my face! I've never gone that far with anyone before! Especially in public. And you're just so BIG 🤩!!! I couldn't believe it, I didn't think I could take you on. We made such a mess too, didn't we? 😜 Did you get it all out of your clothes? I had to scrub extra hard myself

When can I see you again? I'll be prepared this time. I promise. You're just the sweetest slice of heaven I've ever had, and I can't wait for another taste 😈

call me baby

XOXOXO 💋💋💋🍆🍑




[And like five seconds after this gets posted:]

OH NO IT GOT SENT TO EVERYONE 😱 HOW EMBARRASSING!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOBODY LOOK!!!!!! 😭😭

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[acknowledgement]

[nani the fuck]

oh okay

[Ten minutes pass.]

how

1/2

[chokuto]

[remind him why you're his favorite person in the world again]

[chokuto]

You didn't look at the manual, did you? It was right there.

[acknowledgement]

what manual

and how do YOU know it was right there?
right where huh??
are you saying i'm blind???

[chokuto]

Right next to the device. Behind your door in the Shadowlands.

That was where I found mine. It wouldn't make sense for it to be located somewhere else.

[idk man, maybe you are blind]

[acknowledgement]

nope
there's no way!
if you saw my place you’d understand

i searched all over the cliffs anyway
looking for my missing Tethers
i would’ve seen a manual if it existed

[To be fair to Naruto, the manual is sitting in a second room of his Shadowlands home, one that he's barely explored.]

🔒

[chokuto]

Cliffs?

[Just what sort of place is behind Naruto's door? With anyone else, he wouldn't find himself compelled by the same curiosity, but when the contents of his best friend's private, internal world is in question... That urge to know is almost frustrating.

Naruto may not even notice, but he locks the thread. This isn't something that should be discussed openly. No one else needs to know.]

What do mean, your 'missing Tethers'?

[acknowledgement]

i'll show you

[Except... Naruto glances down at the ugly, dark scarring visible on the back of his hand. That scarring currently extends all over his body—the bulk of which is fortunately concealed beneath clothing. But Sasuke will notice his hand and definitely start asking questions. No, it's better not to meet in person any time soon.]

cept i'm busy now
so it'll have to wait

it'd be easier to explain the Tether thing too then

[chokuto]

[... Suspicious.]

What are you busy with?

[acknowledgement]

[Fastest way to shut Sasuke up?]

with my hand!
listen getting some alone time isn't easy around here okay???
a guy has needs!
so i'll talk to you later

1/

[chokuto]

[chokuto]

[Oh.]

[chokuto]

[Did you really have to tell him this?]

[chokuto]

[Then again, he's the one who asked. It just seemed too strange and out of character. 𝐒𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝𝐧'𝐭 𝐍𝐚𝐫𝐮𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐢𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐲? Yes, he's having a Shadow thought about this. It's that bad.]

sorry fukawa's player

[chokuto]

[What does he even say? Should he respond at all? Is Naruto already... busy? Shouldn't he leave him alone?]

done

[chokuto]

Bye.

[Nailed it.]