netherwork | [ANONYMOUS] | text | A few days after the festival (implied nsfw)

[This message may be 100% anonymous, but perhaps you recognize the texting style? If you were bold enough to message her on Soulidarity perhaps you've figured it out at once. Otherwise, ~*~IT'S A MYSTERY~*~ Dare ye solve it?

At least one guy will recognize the culprit. Sucks to suck, Sylvain.]

HEEELLOOOOOO MY SWEET CHERRY PIE!! 🍒🥧🍒 Where are you right now? Are you dreaming about me?

Because I just can't get you out of my head. Every time I close my eyes, I feel your body on mine. When I look to the fields I can't help the blush on my face! I've never gone that far with anyone before! Especially in public. And you're just so BIG 🤩!!! I couldn't believe it, I didn't think I could take you on. We made such a mess too, didn't we? 😜 Did you get it all out of your clothes? I had to scrub extra hard myself

When can I see you again? I'll be prepared this time. I promise. You're just the sweetest slice of heaven I've ever had, and I can't wait for another taste 😈

call me baby

XOXOXO 💋💋💋🍆🍑

[And like five seconds after this gets posted:]

OH NO IT GOT SENT TO EVERYONE 😱 HOW EMBARRASSING!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOBODY LOOK!!!!!! 😭😭

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Time for revenge. 😔🔪

why do men always toy with a poor maiden's heart 😭😭 now no one will have me

Just use him for his body back. 😊

but how???? he's just so much more experienced than i am

do you have any ideas?

Call him a worthless omega.

omega? Isn't that a lesser member of a wolf pack

OH 😲

You don't mean i should subjugate him??? 😳😳😳

[ they're playing chicken and he refuses to lose ]

Tramps ought to be treated as such.

[same, prepare to die on this hill]

you're right! you're absolutely right!!!

I think I should start by restraining him

[ it's ok no one is getting hurt except sylvain ]

That's a great idea.

[It's what he deserves]

okay and what next???!?!?

i need ideas

help me brainstorm, i'm so new to this

@ jjang

[ he's a gremlin buT HE'S ALSO A GENTLEMAN ]

STOP PINGING ME

[ he's pulling her pigtails uwu ]

I think this is a girl talk topic.

[SHE'S GONNA STRANGLE HIM]

no its really not they dont want to talk to a girl about this

An expert then? I believe in you!

ur the one who encouraged this???
finish what U started

[ leaves her on read... ]

well what WOULD you suggest? 🤔

why would i suggest anything when ur just gonna call me a tramp

[SHE SEES HOW IT IS!!!!]

But i could forgive you

if we work together, we could teach him a lesson he'd never forget!!!!

I DONT EVEN KNOW THIS GUY
what do u even need my help for
if u want to make him into a human kabob then get pointers from that other guy damn

i've seen your conversations, you're clearly far more experienced than either of us in this arena!!!

give me your filthiest tips!! I want to make him blush so hard he passes right out!!

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[wow what a punkass move]

seriously

did i scare you away already??

I think it's best you hear from someone with experience.

WHATEVER 🙄