[ANONYMOUS] | text | A few days after the festival (implied nsfw)

[janescayre]

[This message may be 100% anonymous, but perhaps you recognize the texting style? If you were bold enough to message her on Soulidarity perhaps you've figured it out at once. Otherwise, ~*~IT'S A MYSTERY~*~ Dare ye solve it?

At least one guy will recognize the culprit. Sucks to suck, Sylvain.]

HEEELLOOOOOO MY SWEET CHERRY PIE!! 🍒🥧🍒 Where are you right now? Are you dreaming about me?



Because I just can't get you out of my head. Every time I close my eyes, I feel your body on mine. When I look to the fields I can't help the blush on my face! I've never gone that far with anyone before! Especially in public. And you're just so BIG 🤩!!! I couldn't believe it, I didn't think I could take you on. We made such a mess too, didn't we? 😜 Did you get it all out of your clothes? I had to scrub extra hard myself

When can I see you again? I'll be prepared this time. I promise. You're just the sweetest slice of heaven I've ever had, and I can't wait for another taste 😈

call me baby

XOXOXO 💋💋💋🍆🍑




[And like five seconds after this gets posted:]

OH NO IT GOT SENT TO EVERYONE 😱 HOW EMBARRASSING!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOBODY LOOK!!!!!! 😭😭

Comments

[pyojeol]

what the fuck
why are you asking
WHY WOULD IT BE ME??????

[CLAUDIA U BINCH]

[midway]

You did start talking to me about erotica unsolicited.

[pyojeol]

that was a misfire and ur the one who asked
also a lot of erotica is a dumpster fire but i promise that 99% of it is better than whatever the hell this post is

[midway]

I don't know, I find the passion kind of endearing.

[pyojeol]

[YOUTH...............]

okay cherry pie

[midway]

This is the second time you've flirted with me...

[pyojeol]

u want me to talk about ur mega long schlong too

[janescayre]

[eyezooms over here]

[midway]

You noticed?

[pyojeol]

is that why u dont wear underwear

[midway]

I was definitely wearing underwear before whatever it is you did to me.

[pyojeol]

u were wearing two sets of pants?

[midway]

The inner pair was underwear. It only came down to my knees?

[janescayre]

[ugh A WOMAN???]

WHO THE HELL ARE YOU

[pyojeol]

[HELLO WHAT ABOUT CLAUDIA?]

someone who's clearly not you

[janescayre]

[she wasn't implicated]

are you the one messing around with my man

[pyojeol]

???? why do u think he's messing around in the first place

[janescayre]

it didn't occur to me at first

but he was much too practiced

he made my body sing like a choir of angels

and he convinced me quickly with such honeyed words

there's probably piles of girls left in his wake, panting for another round!!!!!!!!!!1

[pyojeol]

[damn hsy should have asked syo to make yjh's profile (no)]

well im def not one of those girls
congrats on ur relationship ig

[janescayre]

[bb pls yours was perfect

but next time they should collab]

that's exactly what a loose legged tramp would say

[pyojeol]

[the collab of hsy editing out 50% of syo's emojis but leaving the rest in]

thats all in ur head
go back to sexting mr apple pie

[it's cherry]

[janescayre]

[how dare you edit ART]

CHERRY

His hair is as scarlet as ripened fruit

[midway]

[ SYLVAIN?????????? ]

[boarwitness]

I knew it.

[janescayre]

knew what????

don't tell me you're bosom buddies?????????????