[ANONYMOUS] | text | A few days after the festival (implied nsfw)

[janescayre]

[This message may be 100% anonymous, but perhaps you recognize the texting style? If you were bold enough to message her on Soulidarity perhaps you've figured it out at once. Otherwise, ~*~IT'S A MYSTERY~*~ Dare ye solve it?

At least one guy will recognize the culprit. Sucks to suck, Sylvain.]

HEEELLOOOOOO MY SWEET CHERRY PIE!! 🍒🥧🍒 Where are you right now? Are you dreaming about me?



Because I just can't get you out of my head. Every time I close my eyes, I feel your body on mine. When I look to the fields I can't help the blush on my face! I've never gone that far with anyone before! Especially in public. And you're just so BIG 🤩!!! I couldn't believe it, I didn't think I could take you on. We made such a mess too, didn't we? 😜 Did you get it all out of your clothes? I had to scrub extra hard myself

When can I see you again? I'll be prepared this time. I promise. You're just the sweetest slice of heaven I've ever had, and I can't wait for another taste 😈

call me baby

XOXOXO 💋💋💋🍆🍑




[And like five seconds after this gets posted:]

OH NO IT GOT SENT TO EVERYONE 😱 HOW EMBARRASSING!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOBODY LOOK!!!!!! 😭😭

Comments

[janescayre]

it didn't occur to me at first

but he was much too practiced

he made my body sing like a choir of angels

and he convinced me quickly with such honeyed words

there's probably piles of girls left in his wake, panting for another round!!!!!!!!!!1

[pyojeol]

[damn hsy should have asked syo to make yjh's profile (no)]

well im def not one of those girls
congrats on ur relationship ig

[janescayre]

[bb pls yours was perfect

but next time they should collab]

that's exactly what a loose legged tramp would say

[pyojeol]

[the collab of hsy editing out 50% of syo's emojis but leaving the rest in]

thats all in ur head
go back to sexting mr apple pie

[it's cherry]

[janescayre]

[how dare you edit ART]

CHERRY

His hair is as scarlet as ripened fruit

[midway]

[ SYLVAIN?????????? ]

[boarwitness]

I knew it.

[janescayre]

knew what????

don't tell me you're bosom buddies?????????????

[boarwitness]

No.

You deserve each other.

[janescayre]

awwww that's so sweet of you to say!!! 💏💋💖💖💖💖

I'm so happy to have your blessings!!!!!

[boarwitness]

Don't invite me to the wedding.

[janescayre]

i understand

it would be hard to control your raging jealousy

but which of us is it for?????????

[boarwitness]

Neither. It's my rage that you're still talking to me.

[paraselenes]

[ oh no.

He wouldn'

Surely his standards are

Has he gone deaf or insa ]

Oh, no.

[boarwitness]

Don't act surprised.

He's exactly who we think he is.

[pyojeol]

wait this is a real person? who is he

[LET HER IN ON THE GOSSIP DAMB]

[regression]

[ sooyoung??? ]

Why are you involving yourself?

[pyojeol]

[(claude voice) there's no war so i need drama]

look that idiot dragged me into this first!!! might as well get something out of it

[THANKS CLAUDE]

[regression]

User undying?

This could become a bigger mess, you know.

[paraselenes]

Why are you involved now too?

[ this post sucks ]

[regression]

Who is this?

[boarwitness]

An idiot. Don't concern yourself.

[pyojeol]

im being asked for tips on how to dom him i think i deserve to know

[boarwitness]

[wtf is dom]

No. Only if you plan on killing him.

still not here

[philandery]

[ ET TU DIMITRI ]