[ANONYMOUS] | text | A few days after the festival (implied nsfw)

[janescayre]

[This message may be 100% anonymous, but perhaps you recognize the texting style? If you were bold enough to message her on Soulidarity perhaps you've figured it out at once. Otherwise, ~*~IT'S A MYSTERY~*~ Dare ye solve it?

At least one guy will recognize the culprit. Sucks to suck, Sylvain.]

HEEELLOOOOOO MY SWEET CHERRY PIE!! 🍒🥧🍒 Where are you right now? Are you dreaming about me?



Because I just can't get you out of my head. Every time I close my eyes, I feel your body on mine. When I look to the fields I can't help the blush on my face! I've never gone that far with anyone before! Especially in public. And you're just so BIG 🤩!!! I couldn't believe it, I didn't think I could take you on. We made such a mess too, didn't we? 😜 Did you get it all out of your clothes? I had to scrub extra hard myself

When can I see you again? I'll be prepared this time. I promise. You're just the sweetest slice of heaven I've ever had, and I can't wait for another taste 😈

call me baby

XOXOXO 💋💋💋🍆🍑




[And like five seconds after this gets posted:]

OH NO IT GOT SENT TO EVERYONE 😱 HOW EMBARRASSING!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOBODY LOOK!!!!!! 😭😭

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text; un: fraldarius; hey i am so sorry

[boarwitness]

Explain it, then.

[midway]

[ help ]

sakura, meanwhile, ready for the urn

[craters]

It's probably something you should work out on your own.

（ that is. that is absolutely the calmest, most neutral response she can muster to this NO DON'T MAKE HER SAY THE WORD PENIS TO A CASUAL ACQUAINTANCE IN A SEXUAL CONTEXT!

she is a grown woman! she is a doctor! she has seen penises before! medical examinations! prostate exams! the human body holds no mysteries for her diligent and dedicated years of study!

but some lines just cannot be crossed! ）

[boarwitness]

I don't think you understand it either.

[craters]

That is a very sad, transparent attempt at reverse psychology.

（ and it's not going to work.

it's not.

nope.

not doing it.

nO SHE REFUSES TO —

ugh, fine. a single hint. if only because she likes being smart and lording that over other people like a goddamn gremlin because it's the one thing she's good at and you can't take it away from her!! ）

Think of it like a pictograph. What parts of the human anatomy might those two symbols represent?

[boarwitness]

[oh it's a sex thing






probably should've been obvious, in retrospect]

Fine. I understand the eggplant.

The peach means nothing.

[midway]

[ proof that felix is yaoi ]

[craters]

（ SAKURA wants to send you (A BOOK ON FEMALE ANATOMY), will you accept?

y_n ）

[boarwitness]

[what is this]

N

[craters]

（ then perish. ）

Guess you can't want to know that badly then, huh?

[boarwitness]

[while you were studying the female form, he was studying the blade]

I don't need your questionable books.

You're as base as this post.

[but this has basically answered his question

probably

so

who's the real winner eh]

[craters]

（ can you study manners next, you feral trash tornado? ）

It's a medical textbook. Don't be crass. There's nothing questionable about anatomical knowledge.

You're the one who wanted to know, you don't get to be rude to me （ AGAIN!!! ）after I've helped you.

[boarwitness]

[✔️ Read]

[craters]

（ she should have let you DROWN!! ）

[janescayre]

[this guy is savage damn]

do you want a demonstration instead?

[boarwitness]

No. You've done enough.

[janescayre]

and you haven't done nearly enough 😜

[boarwitness]

Don't talk to me. Stick to your cherry boy.

[janescayre]

perhaps i want a taste of blueberry pie!!!!

[boarwitness]

You'll taste my blade if you come near me.

[janescayre]

oh yes

so stiff

SO LONG

DRIVE IT INTO ME DEEP

[boarwitness]

I've changed my mind. You're too repulsive to waste energy on.

[janescayre]

that's all right sweetheart

If you're tired I can get on top 😘