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[This message may be 100% anonymous, but perhaps you recognize the texting style? If you were bold enough to message her on Soulidarity perhaps you've figured it out at once. Otherwise, ~*~IT'S A MYSTERY~*~ Dare ye solve it?

At least one guy will recognize the culprit. Sucks to suck, Sylvain.]

HEEELLOOOOOO MY SWEET CHERRY PIE!! 🍒🥧🍒 Where are you right now? Are you dreaming about me?

Because I just can't get you out of my head. Every time I close my eyes, I feel your body on mine. When I look to the fields I can't help the blush on my face! I've never gone that far with anyone before! Especially in public. And you're just so BIG 🤩!!! I couldn't believe it, I didn't think I could take you on. We made such a mess too, didn't we? 😜 Did you get it all out of your clothes? I had to scrub extra hard myself

When can I see you again? I'll be prepared this time. I promise. You're just the sweetest slice of heaven I've ever had, and I can't wait for another taste 😈

call me baby

XOXOXO 💋💋💋🍆🍑

[And like five seconds after this gets posted:]

OH NO IT GOT SENT TO EVERYONE 😱 HOW EMBARRASSING!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOBODY LOOK!!!!!! 😭😭

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（ this is possibly the worst thing that has ever happened to her, personally, in the history of her entire life. that time she got ran through with a sword (x2)? no. not even comparable.

bring on the stabbing if it means she gets to Not Have This Conversation. ）

You never know when this sort of knowledge will be useful here!

A lot of people seem to use emojis as a form of code, after all.

（ don't you dare ask her. don't you dare. ）

[You're basically begging him to ask if you say it's a code, Sakura.]

Was it? Useful?

I can tell without knowing the meaning of those symbols that whatever this woman has to say is vulgar and not worth my time.

I don't know that I believe this post was an accident, and this level of aggression and deception is probably worth keeping an eye on for the future.

I think I'd rather know what's being intended by her implications than not.

（ people like this can be dangerous, even if it's ways that tend to concern women more than men... ）

I don't think this woman is intelligent enough to have ulterior motives beyond attention.

[Which everyone has given her... including himself... 😞 who is the dummy here. Also, he's extra judgmental because this sounds like something Karin would say on a particularly unhinged day. Also, Sasuke is written by Kishimoto.]

Why is it our business? If the person this is directed to hasn't responded, he knows better than to engage.

Edited 2022-10-21 18:50 (UTC)

Please consider how Obito's actions while he was with Akatsuki were a cover for his later plans.

（ or is his underestimation strictly because she's a girl??? she is going to make you say it. ）

I'm not saying she's a criminal mastermind, obviously, I'm just saying we shouldn't necessarily take it at face value when we could simply be missing the context for what's intended.

It may not be our business now, but there's nothing to prevent someone like this from acting similarly about you or Naruto, either. I care about things that might impact his reputation, and yours. I'm sure you're about to tell me you don't, but I do.

（ there aren't many ways she's been allowed to be protective of them — but this is one that she's at least certain she can do. ）

Edited 2022-10-21 19:42 (UTC)

Obito was completely different.

There is no way she is on the same level. You can't assume nefarious intentions from an obscene post like this without other evidence. And why don't you think I would care about Naruto's reputation? Of course I do. Far more than my own.

[That is a soft spot Sakura has struck.]

He can handle himself if it's dealing with some senseless, crazy girl like this. And if he can't, then I'll do it.

It was an example, as I said, meant to infer that anyone is capable of behaving a certain way while obfuscating their true purpose. I'm not assuming it's nefarious, I'm saying we lack a complete understanding of what her intentions may be in acting this way and should be cautious just in case.

（ bitch, how about you use that sharingan and perceive yourself a clue. ）

I meant that you don't care about your own reputation. Not that you don't care about his.

I know you do.

（ she's not certain of sasuke's feelings in any way but one, and it's that he cares for naruto. ）

[😬]

Then I misunderstood you.

Fine. It sounds like Naruto may know who she is, which will solve the issue of figuring that out ourselves.

[no sorry to be seen for miles]

（ are you kidding? that's the closest to an apology she's gotten out of him... basically ever.

her expression softens somewhat, and then — ）

Okay.

Let's talk to him, then.

（ at least they can both agree on the matter of putting naruto first. ）

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