text; un: 🍥🍜

[acknowledgement]

(≡ ｀ｗ´≡)/
hey everyone!
i'm Uzumaki Naruto
um in my world we give family name first
so you can just call me Naruto!

listen…
i have an important question that i'd like to hear your opinions on

some people doubt this place is really the afterlife
and if we’re actually dead

but let’s say there’s a chance we can all return to our own dimensions, alive
…would you want to?
or would you prefer to stay here instead, permanently?

it’s kinda personal, so i get it if you wanna use the
uh
anonymous
thingy
just don’t ask me how to switch it on
because idk (that means i don’t know)

oh also
if anyone needs help with anything
or wants to tackle some missions together
i'm your shinobi!

[Sorry, Sasuke and Sakura. Naruto forgot the “keep our profession/backgrounds a secret” rule. (And already broke the rule several times over.)]

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un: 火 / 🔒

[chokuto]

[Let's limbo beneath all the more sensitive contents of this post and get straight to the part that annoys him most.]

How much have you told people? Twice I've been approached by name when I never gave it. What are you saying about me?

[acknowledgement]

jeez bastard
i haven't said anything bad about you!

[But wait...what if people are harassing Sasuke?]

who

[Bruh he'd be rolling up his sleeves right now if he had two hands.]

[chokuto]

Of course I know that.

[Naruto is too forgiving where it concerns him, even (and perhaps especially) when he doesn't deserve it.]

That's not important. Didn't we agree not to share the details of our backgrounds and abilities?

[acknowledgement]

who, Sasuke

[chokuto]

[BRO, CHILL]

I told you it's not important. They didn't target me, all they knew was my name.

[acknowledgement]

[He can't bro, he doesn't know "chill" where you're concerned. Evidence: 700 chapters of a BL manga titled Naruto.]

oi
then why are you bitching at me!

[chokuto]

[Bro...]

Because based on what you've just posted in a public place, you've obviously said more. So what else?

[acknowledgement]

[The churn of righteous anger at the idea that anyone might have harassed Sasuke has yet to settle. It begins to coalesce now into something darker. Something spiteful.

sᴀsᴜᴋᴇ. sᴀsᴜᴋᴇ.]

why don't you go ask Sakura-chan about it
you two like talking behind my back anyway

[chokuto]

[Anger begets anger.]

The one I'm asking is you.

[acknowledgement]

it's not important

text → voice

[chokuto]

[There's a lot he wants to say to that, but the patience to write it all out slides from his hands, fed by boiling frustration and discontent. His voice comes sharply.]

Where are you? I'm not continuing over this. I'll find you in person.

[acknowledgement]

Sorry, Sasuke.

[There’s not even the smallest measure of remorse or regret evident in his tone.]

Not interested.

[And Naruto throws himself into Six Paths Kurama Sage Mode—little more than a blinding streak of golden light searing the rough sea as he recklessly flies through the Tempest. For once, his powers do not fail him.]

1/2

[chokuto]

[WHY ARE YOU BEING SUCH A STUBBORN ASSHOLE]

[chokuto]

[Sasuke gives immediate chase when he feels the pull of dual resonance, racing across terrain, waylaid briefly by the difficulty of crossing through the Tempest. To prevent him from drowning, Susano'o manifests an illusory hand beneath his feet and carries him the distance.

By the time he reaches the Shadowlands, the drain of chakra leaves him pacing around the field of Doors, more frustrated than before. He can't find him. That tether between them stretches endlessly in an unseen direction, too vague to follow.]

Naruto!

[He'll be out here for a few hours before he gives up.]

[acknowledgement]

[And within that illusionary space beyond the Shadowlands door, Naruto rages. He doesn’t know where this sudden fury comes from—only that it now consumes him hungrily, like a stray flame catching dry, brittle paper. With five tails streaming behind him, he prowls back and forth along the cliffs of Hokage Mountain. Where he has gone, thoughts steeped in anger and bitterness, Kurama cannot reach him. Naruto is alone, vulnerable to the Shadow that preys gleefully on his doubt.

He doesn’t emerge until the following day, naked. His clothes are little more than ashes now, dusting the surface of his father’s stone façade. All over his body, Naruto’s flesh is scarred from severe burns—skin still peeling painfully over fingertips and face as Kurama tries desperately to heal him. Once he’s certain that Sasuke is no where nearby, the blond begins the slow and laborious journey back to Stygia.]