text; un: keith

[spaceassassin]

hey

[ so far so good ]

i got a friend who's got a problem
a big problem that's… small, i guess

anyone know a cure for shrinkage

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late with coffee tag... un: viktor

[theorems]

Assuming bad wordplay for your sake. When did this begin, and how much has it progressed?

late tags are still good tags!

[spaceassassin]

[ viktor is a good bean
keith likes him better than everyone in here.
… except shiro. ]

best estimate of two days ago
he’s lost a foot in height and he’s shrinking in build, too
can’t be sure if it’s a result of something he consumed or interacted with
but this place has been messing with his body in other ways too

yesss

[theorems]

What other ways? And clarify: did he consume or interact with anything different in the past week? To rule it out.

p.s. I am not a doctor.

[spaceassassin]

[ at least this disclaimer of not being a doctor doesn’t give him a headache like some people.

he probably shouldn’t be broadcasting shiro’s dirty laundry over and over and over all over the netherwork
but rational keith is highly compromised by worried keith ]

turns out vampires don’t just exist here but restless can become them too
everything’s different here
but drinking blood is especially new

[theorems]

[There was a time when Viktor would consider vampires to be a myth, a superstition to explain an unknown phenomenon. But times have changed.]

He is drinking blood? And also shrinking?

Did one start before the other?

[is this mfer turning into a mosquito, is this some Kafka shit]

[spaceassassin]

the vampire thing started about a week before
i know vampires can shrink to turn into bats
but he’s not turning into a bat

[ look at this dumbass spouting nonsense about vampires
does he get a pass for being desperate and worried and confused ]

[theorems]

Sounds... unrelated, unfortunately. Just two afflictions happening simultaneously.

["Unfortunately, shrinking isn't common in vampire mythos," is really what he's saying.]

Have you gone to a doctor here yet? If not, now would be the time.