text; un: keith

[spaceassassin]

hey

[ so far so good ]

i got a friend who's got a problem
a big problem that's… small, i guess

anyone know a cure for shrinkage

Comments

[Anonymous]

[janescayre]

take your top off and rub it a little

un: dewdrop

[declass]

What

text; un: itadori

[notpicky]

usually warming up a little works for me

...but I heard too much time in a hot bath is also bad

text ↪ un: 十五

[zangetsu]

ask your gross questions somewhere else man

text; un: strife

[mercedis]

...Clothes?

( please let it be clothes. )

[spaceassassin]

[ brain not computing the troll ]

rub it on what
my friend?

[ it = shirt, CLEARLY ]

sounds fake

[spaceassassin]

what part of that did you not understand

[spaceassassin]

[ shiro, the magic grow capsule toy
just get him wet and watch him expand

sounds legit ]

wait
this happened to you too?

1/2

[spaceassassin]

[ wow. who is this?
the netherwork police?
this is a public posting area
keith’s allowed to be here ]

how is this gross

2/2

[spaceassassin]

[ actually
YOU KNOW WHAT ]

if you’re not gonna help, stop clogging up this space
no one asked you anyway

[spaceassassin]

[ sorry ]

no
those are staying the same

[mercedis]

Just smaller underneath?

[janescayre]

[hmm smells like choir boys in here]

wow okay if he's into heavy friction maybe

Though you'd probably just take the skin off

OR do you want to tag out?? 😜 PUT ME IN THE FIELD COACH

I'LL GET HIM BIG FOR YOU NO PROBLEM

un: undying

[midway]

That's a lot to advertise in front of a forum of strangers.

[spaceassassin]

yeah
his body is shrinking and we don't know why

[spaceassassin]

[ what
what did he just read


he needs a translator for this level of wtf ]

hard pass
you sound insane

[spaceassassin]

[ desperate times, my dude ]

not a lot of other places to go
figured there wasn’t a rule against asking for help on here

[janescayre]

booooo

At least let me watch 😭😭😭

[midway]

There isn't.

Anything in particular causing the shrinkage? Anxiety about performing?

un: traveler

[unalign]

[ man the network is just. and the responses are all p much what she's also thinking about so maybe!! ]

What exactly shrunk?
Just to be sure, you know.

[spaceassassin]

watch WHAT

[spaceassassin]

he’s been feeling down about himself because he lost his arm

[ it’s cool, he can talk about it
shiro already broadcasted it to the netherwork, shitty jokes an’ all ]

dunno if that’s connected
i guess this place does feed off of negative thoughts

[spaceassassin]

my friend

[ he’s helping ]

[janescayre]

your passionate embrace???

WHAT ELSE

[midway]

Sometimes a lack of confidence can make you want to be smaller.

Maybe it manifested physically.