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text; un: keith

hey

[ so far so good ]

i got a friend who's got a problem
a big problem that's… small, i guess

anyone know a cure for shrinkage

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[hmm smells like choir boys in here]

wow okay if he's into heavy friction maybe

Though you'd probably just take the skin off

OR do you want to tag out?? 😜 PUT ME IN THE FIELD COACH

I'LL GET HIM BIG FOR YOU NO PROBLEM

[ what
what did he just read

he needs a translator for this level of wtf ]

hard pass
you sound insane

booooo

At least let me watch 😭😭😭

watch WHAT

your passionate embrace???

WHAT ELSE

?????????
so are we just in fantasyland now or what
no one said anything about embracing

but you said there was a problem with shrinking

What precious piece of anatomy could that be??? 🤔

all of him
all of him is shrinking
all of his PRECIOUS ANATOMY

[ oh

wait

a… ha… ]

you’re being this way on purpose right
you didn’t actually think i was talking about that

you mean his WHOLE BODY?

[wow. holy shit. okay then??]

Come on Sheathe what else was i supposed to think?????

isn't the natural conclusion the natural occurence???

not the once in a lifetime freak accident???

how small is he now

send me a pic