text; un: keith

[spaceassassin]

hey

[ so far so good ]

i got a friend who's got a problem
a big problem that's… small, i guess

anyone know a cure for shrinkage

Comments

[spaceassassin]

you’re being this way on purpose right
you didn’t actually think i was talking about that

[janescayre]

you mean his WHOLE BODY?

[wow. holy shit. okay then??]

Come on Sheathe what else was i supposed to think?????

isn't the natural conclusion the natural occurence???

not the once in a lifetime freak accident???

how small is he now

send me a pic

1/2

[spaceassassin]

yeah sure totally gonna do that

[ rolls
eyes ]

he’s not some circus freak to gawk at
get lost

[spaceassassin]

[ … one question ]

did you just call me a sheathe

[ ngl kind of fitting for knife boy but also
what ]

1/2

[janescayre]

COME ON DON'T BE SO FUCKING STINGY

I WANT TO SEE THE LITTLE MAN!!!!

[janescayre]

[oh he has an actual question]

Yeah Sheathe

Which is what you'll be when he's all big again

[She supports your civil union ☺️]

1/3 sry for all the icon spam but also, not sry enough to stop

[spaceassassin]

[ ? ]

[spaceassassin]

[ ! ]

[spaceassassin]

IT’S NOT LIKE THAT

[janescayre]

uh huh

[spaceassassin]

[ just


leaving THIS PERSON on read
bye ]