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[spaceassassin]

hey

[ so far so good ]

i got a friend who's got a problem
a big problem that's… small, i guess

anyone know a cure for shrinkage

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[spaceassassin]

and see what
someone looking to help his shrinking friend but ends up slandered and harassed

step off

[zangetsu]

（ wait.

what?

squint... ）

... okay so he is actually shrinking like

as a person

can you please say that next time

（ he's lived with kon for years. his brain is not a safe place. ）

[spaceassassin]

i did say that

[ stubborn is as stubborn does ]

[zangetsu]

in the worst possible way for the record.

so who'd he piss off? sounds like he got cursed by a witch or something

are there witches here

1/3

[spaceassassin]

probably
there’s gargoyles and fairies and harpies and vampires here
gotta complete the list with witches

[spaceassassin]

[ wait ]

and no, he didn’t do anything to deserve this

[spaceassassin]

[ actually ]

except there was that puck guy who wouldn’t hand over the lantern
but that was awhile ago and nothing happened to me

[zangetsu]

well maybe he could only curse one of you or something

idk how hockey works

[spaceassassin]

what does this have to do with hockey

[zangetsu]

what else are pucks for