netherwork | text; un: keith

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hey

[ so far so good ]

i got a friend who's got a problem
a big problem that's… small, i guess

anyone know a cure for shrinkage

i did say that

[ stubborn is as stubborn does ]

in the worst possible way for the record.

so who'd he piss off? sounds like he got cursed by a witch or something

are there witches here

probably
there’s gargoyles and fairies and harpies and vampires here
gotta complete the list with witches

[ wait ]

and no, he didn’t do anything to deserve this

[ actually ]

except there was that puck guy who wouldn’t hand over the lantern
but that was awhile ago and nothing happened to me

well maybe he could only curse one of you or something

idk how hockey works

what does this have to do with hockey

what else are pucks for