text — un: grimmjow

[arrancar]

HUMANS
TELL ME HOW YOU CHEER EACH OTHER UP WHEN YOU'RE BEING PATHETIC AND SAD
I HAVE TRIED TO FEED MINE FOOD AND OFFER TO FIGHT HIM MULTIPLE TIMES BUT NEITHER OF THESE TACTICS HAVE WORKED
HIS SAD FEELINGS ARE ANNOYING AND MUST BE PUT TO AN END HOW DO I MAKE THEM STOP?

Comments

text — un: harrington ;

[fawcetted]

idk maybe you can get him a date

what's he into?

boobies? 🍆🍆??

[ Learned that last one recently. 👍 ]

[arrancar]

how the fuck should i know?

how am i supposed to get him a date?

( and what does ANY of this have to do with eggplants???? )

[fawcetted]

[ it's got everything to do with eggplants, man ]

then ask him what he's into

and then wingman for him

duh

[arrancar]

( ......is it supposed to be the main course or some shit? )

wingman for him? ( ?????? )

[fawcetted]

[ well, it can be 😏😏😏 ]

yeah you know

take him to a place to meet whatever he's into, talk him up, make him sound like a real catch

[arrancar]

( steve pls )

can't i just bring a girl to him?

[fawcetted]

i mean presumably you've gotta know what he's into right?

but okay, girls, that's a start

[arrancar]

( he doesn't. )

so i get the girl bring her to him and then use her to cheer him up

what happens if it doesn't work?

[fawcetted]

it always works dude

[arrancar]

you can't guarantee that

[fawcetted]

i don't know man at least give it a shot before you start going into contingency plans

be like, optimistic about it or whatever

[arrancar]

ok but you're gonna assist me

[fawcetted]

i don't even know this guy

... then again it doesn't sound like you know much either

yeah sure what the hell

[arrancar]

meet me at the marketplace by the harbors
we can discuss this further then

[fawcetted]

uh sure

like right now?

[arrancar]

yea right now

( when else??? )

[fawcetted]

[ idk man!! maybe you got shit to do today! ]

okay see you in a bit