text — un: grimmjow

[arrancar]

HUMANS
TELL ME HOW YOU CHEER EACH OTHER UP WHEN YOU'RE BEING PATHETIC AND SAD
I HAVE TRIED TO FEED MINE FOOD AND OFFER TO FIGHT HIM MULTIPLE TIMES BUT NEITHER OF THESE TACTICS HAVE WORKED
HIS SAD FEELINGS ARE ANNOYING AND MUST BE PUT TO AN END HOW DO I MAKE THEM STOP?

Comments

( text | un: dream )

[dreamlords]

Why can he not be sad?

ᴜɴ: ᴛᴏʏᴍᴀᴋᴇʀ.

[lackluster]

If offering fights didn't work...

Sometimes you just need to knock 'em out.

[redsoil]

— sutekh

Have you asked your human WHY they're feeling sad?

text ↪ un: 十五

[zangetsu]

（ can you feel this pulse of sheer disgruntled anger, frustration and mounting desire to throw you into a pit, grimmjow? it's your soulmate calling. ）

you're a bastard. take this down.

text — un: texas ;

[healthkit]

Dunno. Think you're supposed to ask them.

[ Barring that, you can always just ignore. 😌 ]

[arrancar]

because it feels fucking gross why else?

[arrancar]

that won't fix it

he's just going to continue being sad after he wakes up

[arrancar]

no

why the fuck should i care?

un: jjang

[pyojeol]

why are u asking us ur just gonna get a bunch of weird answers

[THERE ARE TROLLS ON THE NETHERWORK GRIMMJOW...]

does he actually like fighting or are u just making him do stuff u like??

[arrancar]

( yes. yes, he can. compared to all your SAD AND GROSS FEELINGS, anger and violence is like a breath of fresh air coming from you.

it feels wonderful. keep it coming! 👉👉👉 )

no

[arrancar]

if he knew how to cheer himself up then he would have done it already

[redsoil]

Because knowing WHY they're sad will help you figure out what to DO about it, you animal!!

[zangetsu]

（ too bad he's never bothered figuring out privacy settings... ）

you asked me to respect you

i did.

so what the fuck are you doing?

[arrancar]

( WHY SHOULD HE BE CONCERNED ABOUT TROLLS? HE'LL JUST EAT THEM.

he has no idea what an internet troll is send help )

you're right
i haven't received a single useful answer
humans are more useless than i thought they would be

[...]

he needs to fight just as much as he needs to eat
it doesn't matter if he likes it or not

un: traveler

[unalign]

[ what is with everyone using the network as some kind of advice forum ]

You could try cracking a joke.

[ lumine no ]

[arrancar]

( it sounds like a lot of trouble. )

what do i do if he won't tell me?

[arrancar]

( what is a privacy setting? )

what does that have to do with this?

i'm asking humans how to cheer you up ( don't ask stupid questions. )

[arrancar]

( what other purpose would a network serve? )

i don't know any jokes

[pyojeol]

[TBH HE COULD STILL EAT INTERNET TROLLS....]

it's too general a question that's why
u should really ask someone who's friends with whoever ur human guy is

[but also huh that's interesting...]

okay so what does he like to do
u can't cheer up just by doing stuff u HAVE to do
does he have any hobbies?

[redsoil]

Why wouldn't he tell you?

You're bringing him food and stimulation, he should be grateful!!

[unalign]

There are probably books in Serene that could help you with that.

Like, do you know what the fish said when it hit the wall?

[ lumine no ]

[arrancar]

( HE ISN'T ALLOWED TO EAT RESTLESS THOUGH.......... )

none of his friends are here and i don't know what he likes

un: yjh

[regression]

Just die.

[arrancar]

if he wanted to tell me then he would've done it already

[arrancar]

no

( ......where is this going? )