text — un: grimmjow

[arrancar]

HUMANS
TELL ME HOW YOU CHEER EACH OTHER UP WHEN YOU'RE BEING PATHETIC AND SAD
I HAVE TRIED TO FEED MINE FOOD AND OFFER TO FIGHT HIM MULTIPLE TIMES BUT NEITHER OF THESE TACTICS HAVE WORKED
HIS SAD FEELINGS ARE ANNOYING AND MUST BE PUT TO AN END HOW DO I MAKE THEM STOP?

Comments

un: shiro

[constellational]

⟪ WHAT EVEN IS GOING ON!! ⟫

Have you tried listening to them...?
Maybe try and find out what's making them sad to begin with
Allow them to sort through their feelings
which can be overwhelming sometimes
Give them time
And space if needed

[arrancar]

( HE IS SEEKING HUMAN ADVICE but it turns out that humans aren't very helpful.

why can't he just cheer someone up by feeding him and taking him out for walks? what is all this bullshit about asking him how he feels and listening to his problems? )

is there no other method?

[constellational]

⟪ HUMANS ARE COMPLEX LITTLE CREATURES OK. but hey, kudos for trying! ⟫

There can be
You just gotta be patient
Something that works for someone might not work for someone else

Have you never been sad before?

[arrancar]

no i haven't

( he's getting his first taste of it through ichigo and he can say without an iota of a doubt that he fuckin' hates it. )

[constellational]

⟪ welcome to the human feels! it's a shitshow. do not recommend. ⟫

Do you experience emotions at all?

[arrancar]

yea of course i do

( what kinda question is that? )

[constellational]

⟪ of course he does. that was super obvious, grimmjow!! ⟫

Alright, let's see
If you feel something that bothers you
How do you usually handle it?
What do you expect from your friends?

[arrancar]

i destroy it

( he doesn't have friends so he doesn't feel the need to answer that last part. )

[constellational]

How do you, uhm... proceed?

[arrancar]

i kill it ( and sometimes he'll even eat it. 👍 )

[constellational]

⟪ ...mild panic is a go.

and a tiny bit of impatience. ⟫

Alright
HOW do you kill it?

[arrancar]

i tear it to shreds limb by limb

( nothing beats the joy of a fresh kill. )

[constellational]

WHEN HAVE YOU EVER SEEN EMOTIONS WITH LIMBS??

⟪ now now, shiro. where's that legendary patience of yours ⟫

[arrancar]

emotions don't have limbs but the things that bother me do

( 👉👉 )

[constellational]

Right!
Tear it to shreds!
How unreasonable of me to think there could be healthier ways!

[arrancar]

precisely

[constellational]

Then my final advice to you
is to stay as far away as possible
from your human

[arrancar]

( how amusing. )

no