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[acknowledgement]

(≡ ｀ｗ´≡)/
hey everyone!
i'm Uzumaki Naruto
um in my world we give family name first
so you can just call me Naruto!

listen…
i have an important question that i'd like to hear your opinions on

some people doubt this place is really the afterlife
and if we’re actually dead

but let’s say there’s a chance we can all return to our own dimensions, alive
…would you want to?
or would you prefer to stay here instead, permanently?

it’s kinda personal, so i get it if you wanna use the
uh
anonymous
thingy
just don’t ask me how to switch it on
because idk (that means i don’t know)

oh also
if anyone needs help with anything
or wants to tackle some missions together
i'm your shinobi!

[Sorry, Sasuke and Sakura. Naruto forgot the “keep our profession/backgrounds a secret” rule. (And already broke the rule several times over.)]

Comments

[acknowledgement]

nope! every student at the Academy learns it
Sakura-chan knows actual medical ninjutsu
which is way more advanced and REALLY difficult to learn
she was taught personally by Granny Tsunade, one of the most legendary shinobi
and a master of that field
so it goes without saying that Sakura-chan has a LOT of skill as a mednin

[A pause. After witnessing part of Noctis and Sakura's conversation, it seems like he owes Jonas an apology.]

btw... (that means by the way)
oh you'd know that already though
anyway...
i didn't realize anyone could read my messages
i wouldn't have teased you about the kiss in front of everyone if i'd known
sorry Jonas
but i'm really happy that you didn't die

[coherer]

Sakura gets more and more impressive with every passing remark lol, idk how ppl even get that smart, yk?? You too, like I wouldn't jump to CPR that fast with an acquaintance so the credit's all yours, man.

I can take teasing just fine anyway, so dw about it. yk everyone needs a little embarrassment now and then to humble them. You probably saved my ego from getting too big.

I'm just a bit worried about you guys tbh. Like you legit had a bad scare and Noctis is probably more than a little freaked out/humiliated. ik what someone else walking off in your body feels like and it's not cool.

[acknowledgement]

nah i'm not smart
i'm just trained to react fast to this kinda stuff!

don't worry about me! i'm fine
Noctis seems okay too
then again i'm still getting to know him better...

oh did you get your body stolen during the parade too??
who did you swap with! maybe i know them

[coherer]

(he could tell him. he could tell him and possibly get insight into events that transpired on edwards island.

he could tell him, but doesn't.)

I'm not smart either, so you got a friend in me lol I like to think I was equipped with common sense instead yk??

I swapped with Noctis and Set, and they might've been the craziest experiences of my life. Asa, too, but I haven't seen her around recently. I thought we were chill, but I might've spooked her or smth maybe.

(DEPRESSED)

[acknowledgement]

oh me too!
i have tons of common sense

[Wrong.]

dunno who Set or Asa are
but it's hard to believe you could've spooked anyone
you're a good guy, Jonas-chan!
really easy to talk to
but if she's disappeared, maybe we should start a search party?
she could've gotten lost
or taken by a Reaper

[coherer]

("you're a good guy."

no, you're not. if you were, you wouldn't be here, his shadow weighs in, which makes jonas take a moment to himself to rub at his eyes.)

Thanks, Naruto.

ik like we weren't super close so maybe she just stopped texting me or whatever, but you're right that it's become really worrying. I can't have been the only one to notice either, she was p cool yk?

I wish I knew where she was staying.