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[acknowledgement]

(≡ ｀ｗ´≡)/
hey everyone!
i'm Uzumaki Naruto
um in my world we give family name first
so you can just call me Naruto!

listen…
i have an important question that i'd like to hear your opinions on

some people doubt this place is really the afterlife
and if we’re actually dead

but let’s say there’s a chance we can all return to our own dimensions, alive
…would you want to?
or would you prefer to stay here instead, permanently?

it’s kinda personal, so i get it if you wanna use the
uh
anonymous
thingy
just don’t ask me how to switch it on
because idk (that means i don’t know)

oh also
if anyone needs help with anything
or wants to tackle some missions together
i'm your shinobi!

[Sorry, Sasuke and Sakura. Naruto forgot the “keep our profession/backgrounds a secret” rule. (And already broke the rule several times over.)]

Comments

[rumination]

Yes. If someone managed to revive me, I do not recall that, and it would have been impossible, given the state of the body at death.

[acknowledgement]

wow...
you must have had a brutal death then
what happened?

[rumination]

A rift between our world and the demon world opened, and there was a battle. I used the last of my spiritual energy and my body could not heal my injuries.

[acknowledgement]

sounds like you made a noble sacrifice

[rumination]

Don't be ridiculous, there's nothing noble about dying.

[acknowledgement]

eh?
that's not what i said

[rumination]

Then what did you mean by "a noble sacrifice"? Speak plainly if you intend to say something.

[acknowledgement]

or maybe you should take the stick outta your ass first
before jumping down somebody's throat

[rumination]

Rude child. Do you speak to everyone like that?