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[acknowledgement]

(≡ ｀ｗ´≡)/
hey everyone!
i'm Uzumaki Naruto
um in my world we give family name first
so you can just call me Naruto!

listen…
i have an important question that i'd like to hear your opinions on

some people doubt this place is really the afterlife
and if we’re actually dead

but let’s say there’s a chance we can all return to our own dimensions, alive
…would you want to?
or would you prefer to stay here instead, permanently?

it’s kinda personal, so i get it if you wanna use the
uh
anonymous
thingy
just don’t ask me how to switch it on
because idk (that means i don’t know)

oh also
if anyone needs help with anything
or wants to tackle some missions together
i'm your shinobi!

[Sorry, Sasuke and Sakura. Naruto forgot the “keep our profession/backgrounds a secret” rule. (And already broke the rule several times over.)]

Comments

[acknowledgement]

so what if it's not the whole truth?
so long as i'm hearing different perspectives
i can make better judgements on the situation

if you wanna think i'm irritating or nosy
go right ahead
sounds like a you problem tbh
(that means to be honest)

[boarwitness]

[big shout out to naruto for translating that for this fantasy medieval catholic, he will never say thanks]

Then I will think that. Not that I needed your permission.

Although your "friend" is worse.

[acknowledgement]

[Careful, Felix. Naruto has one trigger.]

watch your mouth
you're making a stupid judgment on someone you don't know
just because they criticized you
it's pathetic
shit talk me all you want
but i won't stand by and let you bad mouth him

[boarwitness]

[IS THIS........ DOUBLE WHITE KNIGHTING??????

for a solid few seconds, felix just watches the messages come in, slightly at a loss for words. bosom buddies, bound in enthusiastic defense of each other??]

And you're doing the same.

[acknowledgement]

i've had two conversations worth to see what you're like
this isn't some quick stupid judgement i'm making
just because i don't like what you have to say
that's the difference.

[He even used punctuation.............]

and for the record
if you want a conversation to be between just two people
make it private
you don't have any right to tell Sasuke where he is or isn't invited
on MY message post thing

[boarwitness]

And I've had the whole span of your "message post thing" to see what you're like.

Enjoy your research.

[no WAY is he having more conversations with the buddybros, absolutely cannot relate]