うずまきナルト (Uᴢᴜᴍᴀᴋɪ Nᴀʀᴜᴛᴏ) (
acknowledgement) wrote in
netherwork2022-11-03 02:45 pm
Entry tags:
- arknights: rosa,
- assassin's creed: eivor varinsdottir,
- danganronpa: fukawa toko,
- fe3h: felix hugo fraldarius,
- ffxiv: cedrik reede,
- genshin impact: tartaglia (childe),
- genshin impact: the traveler (lumine),
- naruto: uchiha sasuke,
- naruto: uzumaki naruto,
- original character: kaito nagano,
- orv: han sooyoung,
- oxenfree: jonas,
- stranger things: steve harrington,
- treasure planet: jim hawkins
text; un: 🍥🍜
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hey everyone!
i'm Uzumaki Naruto
um in my world we give family name first
so you can just call me Naruto!
listen…
i have an important question that i'd like to hear your opinions on
some people doubt this place is really the afterlife
and if we’re actually dead
but let’s say there’s a chance we can all return to our own dimensions, alive
…would you want to?
or would you prefer to stay here instead, permanently?
it’s kinda personal, so i get it if you wanna use the
uh
anonymous
thingy
just don’t ask me how to switch it on
because idk (that means i don’t know)
oh also
if anyone needs help with anything
or wants to tackle some missions together
i'm your shinobi!
[Sorry, Sasuke and Sakura. Naruto forgot the “keep our profession/backgrounds a secret” rule. (And already broke the rule several times over.)]
hey everyone!
i'm Uzumaki Naruto
um in my world we give family name first
so you can just call me Naruto!
listen…
i have an important question that i'd like to hear your opinions on
some people doubt this place is really the afterlife
and if we’re actually dead
but let’s say there’s a chance we can all return to our own dimensions, alive
…would you want to?
or would you prefer to stay here instead, permanently?
it’s kinda personal, so i get it if you wanna use the
uh
anonymous
thingy
just don’t ask me how to switch it on
because idk (that means i don’t know)
oh also
if anyone needs help with anything
or wants to tackle some missions together
i'm your shinobi!
[Sorry, Sasuke and Sakura. Naruto forgot the “keep our profession/backgrounds a secret” rule. (And already broke the rule several times over.)]

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AND THEN COLLAPSED
I THOUGHT HE WAS DEAD
AND I DIDN’T HAVE ACCESS TO MY CHAKRA
SO I TRIED TO REVIVE HIM!!!!!!!
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Stop stop
uncapslock
You're saying you ran off in my body, Jonas ate smth and passed out, and you gave him CPR? Am I missing anything here??
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[…]
cept he kissed back
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He was passed out and probably didn't even get wtf was happening, I wouldn't. This is weird as hell just reading about it.
[ traumatized ]
Look
Was he okay? Were you okay?
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i’ve kissed guys before
so i know when one’s kissing back!!!
[Naruto pauses. Considers immolating himself. Why did he admit that.]
forget you know that about me
YEAH we were okay
scared me though
he really seemed like he was dead
crying
Yeah I figured?
[ Like if you really wanna' open yourself up to this conversation. ]
Stop again for 2 seconds. If he was out of it it doesn't matter wtf he did, it seriously isn't smth to throw around in public. He's probably feeling really weird about it.
Bc it's weird, this is weird.
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someone here told me he LIKES dick
[Ah yes, the pearls of wisdom from Cain.]
bet he wouldn't think this was that weird
1/2
2/2
Okay I have no idea how you missed the point that hard, it's not weird bc we're all guys, okay? [ It's... it's a little weird because of that. Give him time, he's learning. ]
Like wtf, it's weird bc we're friends? And bc you picked the worst place to talk about it and Jonas probably feels even worse than we do?
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i'd rather kiss someone i know than someone i don't...
maybe YOU'RE the weird one, Noctis!
i didn't realize everyone could see me talking about it though...
once people started jumping in i figured out how to snoop too
so i'm sorry for that
i wasn't trying to embarrass anyone
well
maybe a little...but in private
just in a friendly teasing way!
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[ This may or may not be a lie. Either way, he spots the problem in this statement a second too late. ]
Other than the person I'm actually engaged to lmao which is seriously just adding another layer onto this that makes it more messed up.
[ Nice save...... ]
Did he take it as a joke?
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idk why that would make it more messed up
if she doesn't understand why it was a necessary kiss
you should dump her!!
and i'm not sure...
he seems okay about it
but it's hard to understand what people are feeling over these messages!
and i'm still just getting to know him...