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[acknowledgement]

(≡ ｀ｗ´≡)/
hey everyone!
i'm Uzumaki Naruto
um in my world we give family name first
so you can just call me Naruto!

listen…
i have an important question that i'd like to hear your opinions on

some people doubt this place is really the afterlife
and if we’re actually dead

but let’s say there’s a chance we can all return to our own dimensions, alive
…would you want to?
or would you prefer to stay here instead, permanently?

it’s kinda personal, so i get it if you wanna use the
uh
anonymous
thingy
just don’t ask me how to switch it on
because idk (that means i don’t know)

oh also
if anyone needs help with anything
or wants to tackle some missions together
i'm your shinobi!

[Sorry, Sasuke and Sakura. Naruto forgot the “keep our profession/backgrounds a secret” rule. (And already broke the rule several times over.)]

Comments

[fessus]

[ SEEN: 8:47 PM ]

[coherer]

()

Dude, I was practically born with a phone in my hand. The conversation stops way too conveniently. You not answering I get, but Naruto? C'mon, I KNOW you two are texting where I can't see.

Are you good or??

PRIVATE FOREVER

[fessus]

Me not answering you get so I'm getting a follow-up anyway?

Look w/e this couldn't have been worded worse for what apparently went down. Which seems like it barely involves me so I'm doing what I can to pretend I didn't read any of this.

And that no one else did either bc fsr it was public

AGREED.....

[coherer]

Wow, okay. So tl;dr "not good" then.

Which is exactly why I followed up.

I was going to tell you in a more delicate way. Eventually ig, idk when. It did involve you, so it's your business, it just sucks three ways. If some of this was avoidable? Whatever, that's my fault and I'm sorry about it.

[fessus]

Tbh I think I'm handling it pretty well but I also am pretty sure we don't need to drag this out.

It was a misunderstanding, Naruto shouldn't have brought it up, and you were both obv out of it. I don't need an apology bc you didn't do anything.

Can we let it go?

[ Is he angry? Less so than he was, definitely. Is he embarrassed? Absolutely. ]

[coherer]

Yeah, whatever, but a big part of this is my fault, so can you please just let me?

You lost your body and things happened while you weren't in it. That's brutal and I'm sorry that happened. And I'm sorry this blew up into smth you shouldn't have had to deal w/. That's it.

[fessus]

[ His body?

Jonas was right, he wasn't in it, so what does it even matter? A thumb brushes his lower lip as if he'll be able to feel some kind of difference... but all he feels is somehow out of place and humiliated. ]

Jonas it's fine, seriously

I didn't get what was going on so I came in too strong, I get it, and you literally didn't do anything. You probably didn't even know who I/he was, so it's done.

[coherer]

It's not fine.

(it was startling when it happened, embarrassing afterward, and now, thinking back, all it is is wrong. for noctis, who didn't have a say. for naruto, too, who thought he was actually hurt.

maybe the situation does need time to breathe.)

I'll shut up about it.

[fessus]

Great

[ That one word reply is a cruel single response, however, and even he realizes it. ]

I said already I'm cool to pretend this never happened bc it might as well not have. Still stands.

[coherer]

Yep, I got it. Fully down w/ the "ignoring this completely" idea.

Let's start now.

[fessus]

Perfect.

I'll ttyl, okay?

[coherer]

Peace