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[acknowledgement]

(≡ ｀ｗ´≡)/
hey everyone!
i'm Uzumaki Naruto
um in my world we give family name first
so you can just call me Naruto!

listen…
i have an important question that i'd like to hear your opinions on

some people doubt this place is really the afterlife
and if we’re actually dead

but let’s say there’s a chance we can all return to our own dimensions, alive
…would you want to?
or would you prefer to stay here instead, permanently?

it’s kinda personal, so i get it if you wanna use the
uh
anonymous
thingy
just don’t ask me how to switch it on
because idk (that means i don’t know)

oh also
if anyone needs help with anything
or wants to tackle some missions together
i'm your shinobi!

[Sorry, Sasuke and Sakura. Naruto forgot the “keep our profession/backgrounds a secret” rule. (And already broke the rule several times over.)]

Comments

[wrists]

[ this is what he gets for being polite. smh. ]

all i did was ask a question in response to his offer. i didn't ask him to suck my cock. don't worry, your little kitten's mouth is reserved just for you.

[chokuto]

[Thank god Naruto can't see this.]

Stop using that sort of crude language as a distraction. It won't affect me. Do you really intend to make friends?

[wrists]

i'll consider it when you consider ceasing your maidenly simpering.

of course i do. he has experience in such things, and you would begrudge me this knowledge. what inordinate and shameful cruelty. it's as if you wish for me to spend my time here alone.

[chokuto]

You come to unbelievable conclusions.

[Yet Sasuke's beginning to wonder whether he has taken an unwarranted leap; it would not be the first. Is he being unfair? Suspicion and paranoia is too instinctive to give others the benefit of the doubt. His encounters with Laurent, however fraught, have also been few.]

That's not what I meant. Speak to whoever you want, it isn't my business. But you've certainly never demonstrated to me such a goodhearted intention.

[wrists]

i suppose it hasn't occurred to you that i would rather attempt to make friends with people other than you.

[ sasuke has not taken an unwarranted leap, he is not being unfair, and it has not occurred to laurent to attempt to make friends with anyone. he is fully confident he can keep his shadow at bay without such connections — he has, after all, existed for an entire lifetime without them. ]

i doubt the pool of candidates vying to be your friend is large. your friend, on the other hand, seems to have more to offer.

[chokuto]

Is it now a competition?

[He knows Naruto is a better friend, and a better person, he hardly needs Laurent to tell him so.]

By saying that, it sounds as though you're hoping to use him for your own gain. Let me make it clear: That won't happen.

[wrists]

have you sucked his cock yet?

1/2

[chokuto]

[LAURENT!!!!!!]

[chokuto]

[He's not going to answer that. You win this one.]

[wrists]

[ good. shut up simp. ]