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[acknowledgement]

(≡ ｀ｗ´≡)/
hey everyone!
i'm Uzumaki Naruto
um in my world we give family name first
so you can just call me Naruto!

listen…
i have an important question that i'd like to hear your opinions on

some people doubt this place is really the afterlife
and if we’re actually dead

but let’s say there’s a chance we can all return to our own dimensions, alive
…would you want to?
or would you prefer to stay here instead, permanently?

it’s kinda personal, so i get it if you wanna use the
uh
anonymous
thingy
just don’t ask me how to switch it on
because idk (that means i don’t know)

oh also
if anyone needs help with anything
or wants to tackle some missions together
i'm your shinobi!

[Sorry, Sasuke and Sakura. Naruto forgot the “keep our profession/backgrounds a secret” rule. (And already broke the rule several times over.)]

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[nagano]

1) I'm going home the first chance I get. And if there are no chances for me to take, then I'll make them.

2) How'd you like the udon last week? Want me to make you and your friends something different?

3) What kind of ninja announces himself as one to the general public?

[acknowledgement]

1. me too! i've been searching for ways home every day but i haven't found anything yet...
i'll let you know if something comes up though!

b) IT WAS SO GOOD! i can't believe how much i missed it
i definitely wanna treat Sasuke and Sakura-chan
would you be able to make some of their favorites?
i'll find a way to repay you!

3) HEHEHEHEHEHE
FOOLED YA
it was just a joke!
can't believe how many people fell for it!

[S-see, Sakura? Naruto's convincing people he's not really a ninja! Ha...ha...]

[nagano]

...

[ Kaito sighs, but there's a smile on his face.

What an idiot. Hopefully his friends don't harp too hard on him for this.

...He's going to make a point of Not looking for the aforementioned (not-)ninjas' replies in this thread. ]

Likewise, if I come across any useful information you can be sure that I'll share it with you. I have a decent idea of what Sakura likes from our own food negotiations, but you should tell me what Sasuke enjoys. I'll treat all three of you.

[ Naruto's lucky that he isn't feeling like much of a bully today, or he'd go all in on point three. ]

[acknowledgement]

oh already getting chummy with Sakura-chan huh?

[There's a moment where he wants to warn the other Restless that her heart is spoken for...but jealousy lances through him at the thought, stilling his fingers. Lately, thinking about Sasuke and Sakura together...hasn't been sitting well with him. After a moment, Naruto forces himself to move on.]

the bastard hates sweet things
we'll have to try meals that're plain or maybe a little salty
oh and he loves tomatoes and onigiri!!
he was always eating onigiri when we were kids...
pretty boring if you ask me!

and you might already know this
but Sakura-chan's favorite is red bean paste dumplings!
she'll eat all the sweets that Sasuke won't
and maybe some sour stuff too!
just nothing spicy for her

[Naruto knows his teammates' food preferences very well.]

[nagano]

I dunno about chummy. I just think we have a decent acquaintanceship. [ Bro she is literally first on your list to get free food on a weekly basis your soulmate doesn't even get that much privilege— ]

Ah, he's got good taste. Sakura described one of the friend group not having much of a sweet tooth, so I suppose that's him. You three must be quite close if you're so in tune with their favorite foods.

That, or you're just a weirdo who pays too much attention to those things. 😋 [ ...Hopefully the emoji makes it clear that he's just bullying. Tone is so difficult to convey across texts. ]

[acknowledgement]

good taste huh?
so what do you agree with
the no sweets or the liking salty stuff
or are both true for you?

yeah we've known each other since we were kids!
we were put on the same team when we graduated from school
so we spent a lot of time with each other
they're my closest friends so i definitely know this stuff!