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[acknowledgement]

(≡ ｀ｗ´≡)/
hey everyone!
i'm Uzumaki Naruto
um in my world we give family name first
so you can just call me Naruto!

listen…
i have an important question that i'd like to hear your opinions on

some people doubt this place is really the afterlife
and if we’re actually dead

but let’s say there’s a chance we can all return to our own dimensions, alive
…would you want to?
or would you prefer to stay here instead, permanently?

it’s kinda personal, so i get it if you wanna use the
uh
anonymous
thingy
just don’t ask me how to switch it on
because idk (that means i don’t know)

oh also
if anyone needs help with anything
or wants to tackle some missions together
i'm your shinobi!

[Sorry, Sasuke and Sakura. Naruto forgot the “keep our profession/backgrounds a secret” rule. (And already broke the rule several times over.)]

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un: traveler

[unalign]

[ definitely not answering the staying here question. too complicated. ]

That's a first.

[acknowledgement]

what is?

[unalign]

For a ninja to admit they're one.

[acknowledgement]

yeah! that'd be really stupid right?
so you gotta believe me when i say i'm not actually one
and anything you ever see me doing
no matter how weird
is definitely not proof of me being a ninja!!

[Santa Sakura is only delivering him coal this year, isn't she.]

[unalign]

[ she can't tell if he's trying to convince her or himself, but she'll ride along. ]

Of course.
I did have a crash course on ninja techniques from a few friends in the past, so I'm sure I'd be able to distinguish weird things and proper ninjutsu, don't worry.

[acknowledgement]

oh! so you have ninja in your world too?

[oh wait oh fuck]

hehehehe
not "too" as if i have ninja in my world
cuz i don't
they don't exist

[



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[unalign]

[ lmao naruto pls, but sure, she'll ride along ]

In the last world I was in, yes.
They work for a friend.

[acknowledgement]

oh huh!
is your friend a kage?

[unalign]

[ kage ... she's heard that word before. ]

A shadow?
No, he's a commissioner.