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[acknowledgement]

(≡ ｀ｗ´≡)/
hey everyone!
i'm Uzumaki Naruto
um in my world we give family name first
so you can just call me Naruto!

listen…
i have an important question that i'd like to hear your opinions on

some people doubt this place is really the afterlife
and if we’re actually dead

but let’s say there’s a chance we can all return to our own dimensions, alive
…would you want to?
or would you prefer to stay here instead, permanently?

it’s kinda personal, so i get it if you wanna use the
uh
anonymous
thingy
just don’t ask me how to switch it on
because idk (that means i don’t know)

oh also
if anyone needs help with anything
or wants to tackle some missions together
i'm your shinobi!

[Sorry, Sasuke and Sakura. Naruto forgot the “keep our profession/backgrounds a secret” rule. (And already broke the rule several times over.)]

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[craters]

（ screech ）

Naruto!!

Stop telling people we're shinobi!!

[acknowledgement]

[Naruto actually fumbles the phone and drops it in his haste to apologize.]

S-sorry Sakura-chan! I completely forgot! Ahaha...don't worry, I'll fix it!

[Press (X) to doubt.]

[craters]

（ tiredly... ）

I don't think it's something you can fix now. Too many people have seen the post.

Can you please try to remember the plan...

[acknowledgement]

I'll remember! But I swear I can fix this. I'll just convince everyone it was a joke. You'll see.

[craters]

（ she has absolute faith in naruto like 99.9 percent of the time.

this is not one of those times. ）

Well, good luck.

[acknowledgement]

Thanks, Sakura-chan!

[Chipper, even now. With a new mission ahead of him, he ends the transmission. Time to fix his mistake.]