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[acknowledgement]

(≡ ｀ｗ´≡)/
hey everyone!
i'm Uzumaki Naruto
um in my world we give family name first
so you can just call me Naruto!

listen…
i have an important question that i'd like to hear your opinions on

some people doubt this place is really the afterlife
and if we’re actually dead

but let’s say there’s a chance we can all return to our own dimensions, alive
…would you want to?
or would you prefer to stay here instead, permanently?

it’s kinda personal, so i get it if you wanna use the
uh
anonymous
thingy
just don’t ask me how to switch it on
because idk (that means i don’t know)

oh also
if anyone needs help with anything
or wants to tackle some missions together
i'm your shinobi!

[Sorry, Sasuke and Sakura. Naruto forgot the “keep our profession/backgrounds a secret” rule. (And already broke the rule several times over.)]

Comments

[wrists]

[ has NARUTO sucked sasuke's cock yet???? ]

i really wouldn't worry. he has people in his corner looking out for him. clearly.
he helped me, when we first met. so i'm not inclined to bruise his very large heart.

[ he has never had anyone defend him so ferociously, not since he was small and auguste made sure he wasn't privy to the monstrous truth of the world. to witness this leaves an uncomfortable tightness in his chest, brittle and hollow. ]

i'd be willing to help. perhaps we could sit down sometime and you could explain in detail the structure of your politics.
there is rarely a one size fits all solution, as you know.
the previous king died. and then the crown prince died. and now there's me.
how are you involved in your people's politics?

my poor choices are already well known to the hierarchy, but i won't paint a target on your back. your interest is good enough for now.
if sasuke trusts you, then i don't see why i shouldn't, either.