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[acknowledgement]

(≡ ｀ｗ´≡)/
hey everyone!
i'm Uzumaki Naruto
um in my world we give family name first
so you can just call me Naruto!

listen…
i have an important question that i'd like to hear your opinions on

some people doubt this place is really the afterlife
and if we’re actually dead

but let’s say there’s a chance we can all return to our own dimensions, alive
…would you want to?
or would you prefer to stay here instead, permanently?

it’s kinda personal, so i get it if you wanna use the
uh
anonymous
thingy
just don’t ask me how to switch it on
because idk (that means i don’t know)

oh also
if anyone needs help with anything
or wants to tackle some missions together
i'm your shinobi!

[Sorry, Sasuke and Sakura. Naruto forgot the “keep our profession/backgrounds a secret” rule. (And already broke the rule several times over.)]

Comments

[acknowledgement]

a knife!
so you're probably pretty quick then
that's good

[At least Naruto doesn't seem to be alarmed that this stranger uses knives; for a shinobi, that's natural.]

you've run a city before?
so you're a kage
or um
a leader of your people?
guess you being an old timer makes sense

[zauneyete]

Not as quick as I'd like, but I think I'd still surprise you.

[ That's... actually a nice change. Most seem so weirded out by simple defense? Even he, a wealthy leader of a city, would not go out without protection. Mind, most cities weren't Zaun. ]

Yes, I suppose calling me a leader of my people is a good way to put it. Or was, before I arrived here.

It kind of puts a damper on the whole thing, being here.