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[acknowledgement]

(≡ ｀ｗ´≡)/
hey everyone!
i'm Uzumaki Naruto
um in my world we give family name first
so you can just call me Naruto!

listen…
i have an important question that i'd like to hear your opinions on

some people doubt this place is really the afterlife
and if we’re actually dead

but let’s say there’s a chance we can all return to our own dimensions, alive
…would you want to?
or would you prefer to stay here instead, permanently?

it’s kinda personal, so i get it if you wanna use the
uh
anonymous
thingy
just don’t ask me how to switch it on
because idk (that means i don’t know)

oh also
if anyone needs help with anything
or wants to tackle some missions together
i'm your shinobi!

[Sorry, Sasuke and Sakura. Naruto forgot the “keep our profession/backgrounds a secret” rule. (And already broke the rule several times over.)]

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[acknowledgement]

i was totally joking about being a shinobi!!
hehehehehehehe losing my arm was just some random freak accident!
my best friend and i were playing a game
and then lightning struck our arms
and blasted them clean off!

yeah i'll never use that shit either!
i've been trying to find a way home but i want to look into the soul forging thing too before we leave

[Even now, Naruto remains so confident that they will leave.]

it can't continue on

hehehe you've got me there!

i don't know yet...
i've been exploring every inch of this place that i can
but it's dangerous and my abilities don't work reliably

[Already broke character. So much for convincing everyone that the shinobi comment was a joke.]

i'm starting to wonder if maybe i'm approaching it wrong though
i'm working off of dimensional travel in my own world
so i keep looking for a portal or something similar
but maybe i should be questioning the people here instead
this Hierarchy guy

[Okay, there's more than just one "guy" making up the Hierarchy, but—]

he's gotta know something big
right?

[janescayre]

[Deadeyes]

That's not how lightning works.

[She is very much ready to write him off as a delusional dimwit. Aren't Shinobi supposed to be smart?

But then he goes on about his abilities, and judging from some of his other responses here she has to imagine that maybe, just maybe, there was some bleeding heart of a sensei who took the village idiot under wing.

Heaven help us all.]

I have no doubt they're withholding information. People in power always do. If you get a chance to ask him anything or uncover any secrets, be sure to tell people in person. Not online. They were the ones who gave us these devices, they're probably monitoring them.

Just don't do anything too stupid.

[acknowledgement]

[Heaven is silent, Fukawa.]

you're right
this definitely isn't a secure form of communication
i wouldn't know how to encrypt messages on this thing...

hehehehehe
me? stupid?
no promises

[janescayre]

At least aim for moronic instead of blistering imbecile.