text; un: keith

[spaceassassin]

hey

[ so far so good ]

i got a friend who's got a problem
a big problem that's… small, i guess

anyone know a cure for shrinkage

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[spaceassassin]

[ sir
are you insinuating that keith does not keep his pockets safe
that they are not clear of lint, old wrappers and loose change??

… he was stuffing carving knives into his belt packs the other day. so perhaps it is wise to be wary ]

is that what you did
when you saw this before
stick people in jars

[mercedis]

( dude... )

You make me sound like a witch.

It was different. We were frogs.

( and that doesn't make him sound like a witch? )

[spaceassassin]

[ confusion inflicted on target

stare
ponder
connect –

oh hell. was jonas onto something?? ]

to return to normal
did you need to be kissed

[mercedis]

You need a Maiden's Kiss. A potion.

But if you want to kiss your friend, I guess it wouldn't hurt to try. You're definitely no maiden though...

[spaceassassin]

do you think it’d work though
if the kiss came from an actual maiden

even if he’s not into maidens

[mercedis]

( ah... )

In that case, you should try it. Kiss..ing, I mean.

The worst thing that happens is nothing happens, and then we're just back to square one, which is fine.

[spaceassassin]

[tmi?
keith doesn’t know if he should be apologizing to cloud or to shiro.
actually, scratch that; keith doesn’t know anything, period
boundaries, what’re those ]

i dunno
pretty sure my mouth doesn’t have magical properties

[mercedis]

I've heard weirder things.

Try it. He's your friend, right? He's probably worth the possible embarrassment then.