text; un: keith

[spaceassassin]

hey

[ so far so good ]

i got a friend who's got a problem
a big problem that's… small, i guess

anyone know a cure for shrinkage

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[midway]

The pucks.

[spaceassassin]

[ oh
oh god those
keith did not do well with the last one ]

doubt that’ll go over well
i threatened the last one i met

[midway]

They don't seem the type to hold a grudge, at least.

[spaceassassin]

they don’t seem very helpful either
full of riddles

[midway]

Did you solve the last one?

[spaceassassin]

guess so
he said the oakwoods needed an offering but left us a riddle before disappearing
turns out the answer was blood

[ so they’re kind of aholes, too
at least steven was ]

[midway]

Well, if the fairies are a dead end, you could always scour the library.

[spaceassassin]

good idea
here’s hoping they have a section on curses

[midway]

I'd be surprised if they don't.

If I find anything, I'll send it your way.

[spaceassassin]

thanks

[ the text does it no justice
but claude’s earned quite a few points for keith’s ever elusive favor ]