text; un: keith

[spaceassassin]

hey

[ so far so good ]

i got a friend who's got a problem
a big problem that's… small, i guess

anyone know a cure for shrinkage

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[spaceassassin]

[ why does this keep happening ]

his junk isn’t shrinking!

[ … tho
technically…
NO NOT THINKING ABOUT THAT ]

he’s been cursed or something!
his whole body is shrinking

[notpicky]

( oh— )

Oh

( Yuuji runs the gamut of confusion to embarrassment to realization, probably in that order and perhaps a little faster than most. That tiny message hangs for only the briefest moments before he follows it up )

so like
he's a pocket friend

a pocket pal!

I mean I guess it's not really the best if he wants to stay a regular size pal...

do you know how to fix it?? I can loan you some cash!
although I don't have much
or I can help keep him safe in my pocket if you need to go get stuff to fix it!!
although I guess I could just help pick it up myself if you wanna keep him in your pocket instead

[spaceassassin]

[ yuuji is too pure for this world
unfortunately, keith does not appreciate this VERY WHOLESOME barrage of texts to the degree that they deserve

pocket pal pocket pal pocket pal ]

i’ll be keeping him in my pocket

[ send
wait shit. HE JUST MEANS ]

keeping him with me
it’ll be less disorientating for him

[ aka, keith trusts no one with shiro’s safety ]

i’m trying to figure out how to reverse the effects
no luck so far
difficult when we don’t know what triggered it in the first place

[notpicky]

( hope keith has fun explaining to shiro why yuuji only calls him pocket pal should their paths ever cross )

good idea! a familiar pocket is the best pocket

( yuuji what does this even mean )

but you know, whenever I don't feel good it's usually because I ate something weird. and we did just have all that weird food at the festival. did he eat any of that?

oh, or did he try that one place down at the harbors that always smells kinda worse than the other fish markets, but like, the fish is WAY cheaper and they give out the free fish pie samples and get mad if you have more than three?