text; un: keith

[spaceassassin]

hey

[ so far so good ]

i got a friend who's got a problem
a big problem that's… small, i guess

anyone know a cure for shrinkage

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[spaceassassin]

[ EXCUSE YOU SIR
KEITH DOES WHAT HE WANTS WHEN HE WANTS WHERE HE –

come again? ]

that word doesn’t mean what you think it does
because what

[ – the fuck ]

[boarwitness]

What do you think you're doing, then.

Explain it to me.

[spaceassassin]

[ felix is in luck
keith has learned Things
and will be very clear ]

my friend is shrinking
between yesterday and today [ WHAT IS TIME ]
he’s lost height and build
we don’t know why and we don’t know if it’ll continue
but i’d rather get a jump on this before it gets worse

[boarwitness]

[what]

What?

[what manner of stygia tomfoolery is this]

Did he eat something strange?

[spaceassassin]

i don't know?
what isn't strange around here

[boarwitness]

Is it a disease?

If it is, you might want to make yourself scarce.

[spaceassassin]

[ keith would rather die than abandon shiro



he’s got attachment issues ]

i’m not leaving him

why would the netherworld have diseases anyway
we’re sorta dead?
seems more like an alive problem

[boarwitness]

No idea. But what do we know of what is and isn't possible here?

Suit yourself. But if he keeps getting smaller, you might lose him.

[spaceassassin]

yeah thanks, hadn’t figured that out
but i’m not losing him
i’m gonna cure this disease or curse or whatever it is
with or without help

[ keith is, perhaps, taking his frustration out on the wrong people ]