@anonymous

[bazztard]

What’s up with the soulmate thing? Like, it seems kind of creepy and invasive. Is it actually that helpful?? Why would you willingly tie yourself to someone else like that???? I don’t get it.

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@jinx

[hexgem]

everything here is creepy and invasive
get used to it

[bazztard]

Gee, thanks for the absolutely stellar advice! Also you answered exactly zero of my questions.

[hexgem]

it's supposed to shut up your shadow is why
otherwise you end up in the loony forest

[bazztard]

So my options are go crazy or find a fucking soulmate? Great! Fantastic! Not like either of those choices suck! I’ve got a psycho voice in my head? Oh, I’ll just let somebody literally into my mind! That’s a perfectly reasonable solution!!

This whole thing sucks.

[hexgem]

yeahhh
that's what i was getting at from the start

you could fight it but it's gonna happen anyway
might as well get used to it

[bazztard]

Fan fucking tastic!!! It’s not like I liked having autonomy or anything.

I guess I’m just gonna deal with my shadow by myself, if SOULMATES is the only solution. What a load of shit.

[hexgem]

it's not the ONLY solution
it's just the most effective
(supposedly)

they say getting all touchy feely works too

[bazztard]

Great. Cuddling and soulbonds. My two favorite things. Can’t fuckin wait.

Like, if it has to do with happiness or whatever why can’t I just eat good food or something? Why does it have to involve weirdly personal interactions? Uuugh