text — un: grimmjow

[arrancar]

HUMANS
TELL ME HOW YOU CHEER EACH OTHER UP WHEN YOU'RE BEING PATHETIC AND SAD
I HAVE TRIED TO FEED MINE FOOD AND OFFER TO FIGHT HIM MULTIPLE TIMES BUT NEITHER OF THESE TACTICS HAVE WORKED
HIS SAD FEELINGS ARE ANNOYING AND MUST BE PUT TO AN END HOW DO I MAKE THEM STOP?

Comments

[arrancar]

i'll go take a look

( time 2 steal some booze!!! )

[chokuto]

Ah. It's you.

I understand now. In that case, good luck.

[arrancar]

that's fuckin stupid advice i'm already dead you idiot

[regression]

You really think this is actual death? How foolish.

[arrancar]

what the fuck is that supposed to mean?
what do you understand? ( ??? )

[arrancar]

i destroy it

( he doesn't have friends so he doesn't feel the need to answer that last part. )

[constellational]

How do you, uhm... proceed?

[spaceassassin]

if you left them alone, how do you know it didn't work

disappear longer???

[arrancar]

how the fuck should i know?

how am i supposed to get him a date?

( and what does ANY of this have to do with eggplants???? )

[fawcetted]

[ it's got everything to do with eggplants, man ]

then ask him what he's into

and then wingman for him

duh

[arrancar]

no i've always been dead

( what a stupid turd. )

[arrancar]

i can feel it

[arrancar]

i kill it ( and sometimes he'll even eat it. 👍 )

[arrancar]

( ......is it supposed to be the main course or some shit? )

wingman for him? ( ?????? )

[fawcetted]

[ well, it can be 😏😏😏 ]

yeah you know

take him to a place to meet whatever he's into, talk him up, make him sound like a real catch

[spaceassassin]

[ oh


OH ]

you're talking about your soulmate?
… do you really call them your human

[arrancar]

( he doesn't like that word at all. )

he's my prey

[spaceassassin]

[ s q u i n t ]

but you want to help him

[arrancar]

( steve pls )

can't i just bring a girl to him?

[arrancar]

no i want him to quit being sad because it's fucking annoying

[regression]

Then it sounds like your human will be miserable for the rest of their stay here.

[ Stupid!! ]

[lackluster]

[ hey, if they're knocked out, they don't have the time to be sad, ]

Might help narrow down why he's sad.

What if he wants a specific type of attention from you?

[ That's usually what makes him sad, not getting that attention. ]

[arrancar]

they aren't sad because i'm dead

( what is this conversation even )

[arrancar]

i already give him attention when he wants it

( and even when he doesn't want it. )

[fawcetted]

i mean presumably you've gotta know what he's into right?

but okay, girls, that's a start